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Magic, the worst thing since flying, yellow, mutated wasps.

By: Saint_Dane on May 13th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.74 KB  |  views: 149  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day today in Equestria.
  2. >You were hangin' at the spa, waiting for Anon to show up.
  3. >And speak of the devil, here he is.
  4. >"Mous, why are you hanging upside-down, on the spa?"
  5. "They didn't like the 'Longest Yard' joke."
  6. >"Really?"
  7. "Yup."
  8. >He starts to on one of your arms, and the rope snaps from the tension.
  9. >You fall.
  10. >Right onto Anon.
  11. >Picking your head up, you look at him.
  12. "Are you retarded?"
  13. >He just gives you a glare.
  14. >He probably is.
  15. "How did you think that was a good idea?"
  16. >"I dunno."
  17. >Yup.
  18. >Retarded.
  19. >You think of that stupid fucking thing.
  20. >It took your ring-finger.
  21. >You look to the little nub you have on your hand.
  22. >It still feels like it's there.
  23. >You look at Anon.
  24. "Let's go back to the house, I need to fix something with the basement."
  25. >"You're not gonna kill it, are you?"
  26. "Not yet."
  27. >As you're walking past a group of ponies, they pull out pillows.
  28. >Oh god, not again.
  29. >They start to chase after you.
  30. "Hey! Fuck off!"
  31. >You start to run.
  32. >He starts to run after you.
  33. >After the three minute run, you both make it to your house.
  34. >Walking in, you see the basement door open.
  35. >No...
  36. "Anon, why is the basement door open?"
  37. >"I don't know... It was closed when I left."
  38. >Well, at least it wasn't him.
  39. >Grabbing your homemade night vision goggles, you walk downstairs.
  40. >Where is it?
  41. >You see it.
  42. >Scratch that, them.
  43. >How the fuck? Is he Asexual?
  44. >One of them turns towards you.
  45. >To a pony, it would look like a regular rabbit.
  46. >Well, REAL rabbit.
  47. >But these things are scarier than a manticore on steroids.
  48. >It had bit off your right ring finger.
  49. >Sucks shit.
  50. >It bares his teeth at you.
  51. >This is how I die?
  52. >Yup.
  53. >It leaps.
  54. >u wot?
  55. >About a foot away, it is stopped by purple aura.
  56. >That purple bitch di-
  57. >"Oh! Sorry, Anon, I was about to put them back in their cage."
  58. >Turning, you see Twilight walking towards you.
  59. "Why are there multiple of them?"
  60. >She gives a confident smile, "For science!"
  61. "The one little fucker was enough, he took my finger!"
  62. >You show her your wiggling little nub.
  63. "I never got over that."
  64. >She floats them into the big cage, and you inspect the corner.
  65. >"Hmm, I could've sworn there was atleast seven of them."
  66. >Inspecting further, you determine that it isn't the normal fish you give him.
  67. "Found it."
  68. >She looks to you, and she notices the remains, "Hmm, cannibalism is not below them, interesting."
  69. >She pulls out a little notepad, and puts a checkmark in a box.
  70. >Looking over the basement again, you deem it safe, and return upstairs.
  71. >"What happened down there?"
  72. "Twilight made copies of him, they got hungry, and ate one of the clones."
  73. >"Ohh, that... um... why, did she make more?"
  74. "In the name of 'science', whatever that means."
  75. >You look at the basement door, then back to Anon, then back again.
  76. "Hey, Anon."
  77. >"Yeah, Mous?"
  78. "I fucking hate Twilight."
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