- >You wake up in the middle of a village
- >You look around yourself to find that you are surrounded by... Ponies?
- "Well, umm..."
- >"It talks!" one of them said
- >...
- >Wat
- >What the fuck
- >You see a small pony, arent they call fillies? maybe?
- >Seeing these ponies brings out a side you never thought you'd see again
- >For absolutely no reason, you take off your clothes
- >"What is he doing?" the mare asked
- >"I don't know" stated the other
- >While full nudey, you start to pelvic thrust while doing your signature move
- >Jazz Hands
- >You are Anon, the most thrusting creature in Equestria.
- >And you were about to claim your first victim.
- >Now there are five ponies: 2 stallions, 2 Mares and 1 Fillie
- >Which to choose
- >The kid.
- >That fucking child will be yours
- >"Mommy! Why is it looking at me like that?!"
- >You Cock skyrockets, your 15" meat pointed right at the Fillie
- >With at look of Bueno. You rush the child
- >"WHA- MMPHHM!?!" She tries
- "TAKE IT ALL COCKSLEEVE! HAHAHAHAHA!" You laugh
- >"Oh Celestia, the Horror!" the other mare says. "Get away from my Child!" her mother screams
- >The Stallions start to rush you. You notice them while they are about 6 ft away.
- >You evict your Member from your sleeve, and cockslap the 2 Stallions.
- >You look to the Mares, you whisper rrruuuuuuuuuunn.
- >They immediatly(?) run, the one forgetting her child.
- "Well, looks like your Mother left you. Do you want to be my Child?
- >She is too scarred to respond.
- >You take her silence as a yes.
- "Then lets go! We have to get to town! Wait! I don't know your name.
- >"My name is S-silver Spoon."
- >Too bad.
- "Your name is now Peep Hole."
- >Hope she likes it.
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Anon suprise adopts a child. AiE oneshot
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