Title:           Anon Escapes From Jail With The Surprise Adoption
Author:          Saint_Dane
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First Edit:      Thursday 9th of March 2017 06:36:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 9th of March 2017 06:36:57 PM CDT

>You wake up in the Jail Cell in that little village
>Nude
>Of course they never gave your clothes back
>Peep Hole is nowhere to be seen
>You looak around the cell, and see the Bars, with a sleeping police pony sleeping in a chair
>Huh, thats oddly cute
>He has a little hat and everything
>The keys!
>He has them!
>But, how will you get them?
>You look around, for anything that'd help you get the keys for the cell
>There is nothing, not even a broom so that you could loop them through
>...
>Wait
>Could you...
>You judge the distance between you and the guard, and then take a step back, and think about Peep Holes small body :^)
>You run at the gate, with your erection, and pelvic thrust into the bars, to get the most distance close to the guard
>Your cock is going to grab the keys
>Gogo gadget extendo cock!
>It shoots out, and wraps around the guard, and pulls him into the bars
>His head slams into the bars, and you can tell he's out cold
>You pull the keys off his belt, and go to touch the sliding door
>Are you fucking me
>The door was unlocked
>You didn't have to assault a ponice officer
>Fuck
>Oh well
>You continue your search of the police station, looking for your adopted child
>You still wonder if she likes the name "Peep Hole"
>You come across another unlocked cell, with Peep sitting inside
"Peep Hole? Is that you?"
>She jumps, and looks at you, and her eyes widen
>"H-Help me, he's back here, he's going to stick his C-"
>You don't let her get out any more
"Hey, hey, hey, shh, I need you to be quiet, cmon, we're getting out of here"
>She looks at you, and you see the fear in her eyes
>You evict your member from her mouth, and pick her up
"Shh, we need to keep quiet if we're going to escape"
>You feel her shaking increase
>She must be scared of being caught again
>In the next room, it looks as if there are maybe 4 or 5 police ponies
>You look at Peep, and a plan formulates in your head
>You pull her closer into your chest
>You hold her to your chest like a madman who grabbed a ball during a football game
>And you barrel out towards all the ponies
>You knock into the 3 in your way, and you make it to the front door
>The front door, which looked to be plastic, explodes into glass, and shatters all around you
>The next thing you know, you're on the ground with cuts all over you, and Peep is laying next to you, crying because of a cut on her
>Your hand reaches down, to find your manhood unscathed, and in perfect condition
>Your vision starts to fade as you see ponies rush around you, and they start to call for ambulance ponies
>Shit