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4/20 (Not-So) Special.

By: Saint_Dane on Apr 28th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  views: 125  |  expires: Never
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  1. >What the fuck are you doing?
  2. >Playing the bongo.
  3. >Knock Knock Knock
  4. >Who the fuck would bother you at this time?
  5. >Opening the door, you are knocked to the floor.
  6. >Sadly, no-one does the Dinosaur.
  7. >"Where's the stash, man! I know you got the stuff!"
  8. >Oh god, not him.
  9. "I ain't got shit for you, you fucking pot head."
  10. >This pony has a brown coat, black mane, and a rasta beanie.
  11. >Like, what the fuck?
  12. "Kush, I don't have anymore, my contact in Minato got busted by the Feds, for selling illegal drugs.
  13. >He brandishes a four inch long, poneshaw knife.
  14. >"You're holding out on me! I'm gonna cut you!"
  15. >He rushes towards you, the knife aimed right at your breathing tube.
  16. >As soon as he gets close enough, you grab him in a bear hug, and suplex him into the floor.
  17. >When you stand up, he starts to shit out three pounds of pure Cuban Cocaine.
  18. "What the fuck have you been eating? Coco plants?"
  19. >"Bitch I might."
  20. >Well, time to steal the blow, kick him out, and sell for profit.
  21. >Hope the Feds don't get you like they got Raul.
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