- >Be a newfag anon
- >Browsing /mlp/ for the 10th day in a row
- >It was pretty strange to go at first but you got along with the program
- >everyone's a faggot, the only good people are the based fags
- >or was it the other way around
- >fuck you really need to lurk more
- >see a thread
- >"MLPoison"
- >The hell is this?
- >Click picture
- >5 minutes of text later...
- >Does /b/ really follow through on this?
- >There's no way they could pull this.
- >Right?
- >BZZZT
- >Someone's at the door?
- >I wonder why?
- >Go to door
- >"Who is it?"
- >Check peephole
- >Some lanky white ass pizza delivery slave
- >"Pizza here for a mister Anon"
- >That wasn't your name
- >Hell your name was Anon, not Anon.
- >Wait
- >What the fuck was that last thought even
- >More importantly who the hell ordered pizza to your place of all possible places?
- >"Are you going to answer the door or what?"
- >Fine then faggot
- >Open door quickly
- >"I didn't oreder any pizza."
- >The guy just grins.
- >"No. I did."
- >Why the fuck would a delivery slave order pizza for some random faggot?
- >Wait, wasn't there something in the MLPoison plan about-
- >Shit.
- >Before you can react the pizza box opens
- >Green gas everywhere
- >This is just like that horrible Starfox 64 Promotion
- >Only with pineapple pizza
- >Dammit why couldn't there at least be pepperoni
- >Gas makes you choke
- >You put a hoofhand to your face
- >Oh fuck no
- >Yep, you're changing into a pony
- >Why couldn't they just send you death threats
- >Why couldn't they just hack you
- >Better than turning into a damn pet
- >Try to get up and run
- >Legs don't work
- >Crawl away
- >Feel a yanking on your new tail
- >"You ain't getting away that easily, faggot!"
- >Sudden piercing occurs
- >But in a place you never thought existed
- >Until you became a pretty green mare
- >White Pizza Homie is raping your new mare body in your own room
- >and all you can do is moan like the whore you have become
- >With every thrust you slowly become less human and more pony like
- >After feeling his dick expand your tunnel, you realize something as another pair of hooves surrounds your neck
- >He's becoming a pony too
- >Only a stallion one
- >A big, buff one
- >Wait was he turning you on?
- >It was hard to tell with all the sweating, moaning, and pleasure
- >Oh fuck it was!
- >You keep moaning as you edge closeer and closer
- >Until he finally whinnies in a giant orgasm
- >His hot seed pushing you over as you experience your first female orgasm
- >The two of you lie down, exhausted on the floor
- >With the front door open
- >You see a masked anon at the door
- >"One down, a million more to go."
- >He mutters as you fall asleep, spent from sex
- >But you knew somewhere there would be more
- >especially from other stallions
- >They needed someone to bring them in, after all
- >Who better than you?
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