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# Berry's Birthday

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1. Her friends had been absent all day, nobody had been home when she called by to say hello, and she didn't bump into a single one when she was walking about. Berry couldn't help but feel that they were avoiding her, but for what reason? Earlier in the day she had theorised that they were planning a surprise party for her and based on that assumption she had been pretty excited. But as the hours grew thinner, so too did her excitement. But before she called the day a complete waste and headed off to bed, she heard a knock at the door. Unsure of who it could be at this late hour, she remained apprehensive about opening it.
3. As second knock rang through the stillness of her home, beating right there alongside Berry's heart in her chest. It was approaching nine o'clock and the outside world had been cast into darkness. She couldn't really see how there was anything good for her out there, yet there was something in the back of her mind, urging her to look. She reached out a hoof to the door. She paused again, waiting for another knock, but she heard nothing but the hum of various things in her home. She twisted the doorknob and opened the door, peaking outside. Surprisingly there was nobody about, but in the place of whoever had been knocking there was a medium sized, brown, crate. Berry reached down for the package and dragged it through the door, putting it out of the way and then shutting the door. Once that was taken care of, she bounced back over to the crate and eyed it up. There was q delivery note slapped on the top of it, and just to its left was a more personal note. Berry slipped the tag onto her hoof and held it up to the light for a better view.
5. "Hey, Berry,
6. Sorry we couldn't get to see you today, but we all pitched in and got you something! We hope you really enjoy it, and we hope to catch you sometime soon.
8. Best wishes,
9. Your friends."
11. Now Berry was even more interested in what was in the crate. She reached over to the other side of the crate and started to tug at the lid. To her surprise, the lid actually started to loosen, despite most crates being nailed shut. Though apparently nobody gave that particular memo to this crate. As she peeled back the lid, she found that it had been stuck down with double sided sticky tape. Not exactly the most luxurious of all the adhesive materials. But Berry remained undeterred, she tore off the lid and peered into the box.
13. Inside was a cake, a multilayered masterpiece as some might call it. The make up of the cake consisted of three layers, all of which were the sponge variant. On top of each layer was a thick lathering of butter cream, and pushed into the cream were little pony figurines, all made of marzipan. The figures were in the shape of her friends, and the attention to detail on them was staggering. Rem, or R3M to some, had his messy red mane, with each tuft of hair painstakingly detailed and shaped. Nujax sat with his green body and black hair, but also his long, trailing, scarf. Neohoss had his green rimmed glasses, whilst Red had his distinctive vivid red colouring. But the most spectacular figure stood at the top of the cake, a fairly big replica of Strawberry herself. Looming over the entire cake and all of the ponies beneath its massive frame. The real Strawberry snickered, even though her friends didn't show, they at least cared enough to get her something.
15. Not wanting to leave the cake out in the open, she set about pulling the crate apart, so that she could get at the cake easier to get to. The crate fell apart surprisingly quickly, each wooden face falling flat to the floor with a dull thud. Then cake stood there in all its sugary glory, the tiny ponies all staring outwards at their surroundings. Berry licked her lips hungrily and sauntered off to the kitchen to get something to eat it with. The room fell silent as Berry removed herself from it. It was eerie how little noise their was, but what was even more eerie was what was happening to the cake. Or rather what was happening to the decorations on the cake.
17. A closer view of the cake and its decorations showed a rather interesting sight. The tiny little marzipan creatures that were stuck all over the cake had begun to move. Only in the smallest of movements, little tiny shakes from side to side. It would have been am absolutely amazing thing to see, once the initial shock had worn off. But in this case there was nobody around to witness it, so when Berry came back she didn't notice the movements. Even as she sliced off a chunk of cake, bringing the tiny marzipan figure of Redpony close to her lips, she didn't see anything wrong. She opened her maw wide and stuffed the cake into her open mouth, taking the entire thing in one bite. The figure of Redpony whined, but it was drowned out by the sounds of mastication made by Strawberry's mouth. Saliva drooled down from Strawberry's maw, dripping from her teeth as she swallowed the cake, piece by piece. The figure was the last thing she swallowed and she gave it no special treatment. She rolled her tongue backwards, sliding the figure down her throat. With a satisfying gulp it disappeared into the abyss, soon to reach her stomach. Berry sat back and patted her stomach, sighing pleasurably.
19. "Mmm, that is a lovely cake, I hope I can share it with my friends, especially Redpony..."

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Her friends had been absent all day, nobody had been home when she called by to say hello, and she didn't bump into a single one when she was walking about. Berry couldn't help but feel that they were avoiding her, but for what reason? Earlier in the day she had theorised that they were planning a surprise party for her and based on that assumption she had been pretty excited. But as the hours grew thinner, so too did her excitement. But before she called the day a complete waste and headed off to bed, she heard a knock at the door. Unsure of who it could be at this late hour, she remained apprehensive about opening it. As second knock rang through the stillness of her home, beating right there alongside Berry's heart in her chest. It was approaching nine o'clock and the outside world had been cast into darkness. She couldn't really see how there was anything good for her out there, yet there was something in the back of her mind, urging her to look. She reached out a hoof to the door. She paused again, waiting for another knock, but she heard nothing but the hum of various things in her home. She twisted the doorknob and opened the door, peaking outside. Surprisingly there was nobody about, but in the place of whoever had been knocking there was a medium sized, brown, crate. Berry reached down for the package and dragged it through the door, putting it out of the way and then shutting the door. Once that was taken care of, she bounced back over to the crate and eyed it up. There was q delivery note slapped on the top of it, and just to its left was a more personal note. Berry slipped the tag onto her hoof and held it up to the light for a better view. "Hey, Berry, Sorry we couldn't get to see you today, but we all pitched in and got you something! We hope you really enjoy it, and we hope to catch you sometime soon. Best wishes, Your friends." Now Berry was even more interested in what was in the crate. She reached over to the other side of the crate and started to tug at the lid. To her surprise, the lid actually started to loosen, despite most crates being nailed shut. Though apparently nobody gave that particular memo to this crate. As she peeled back the lid, she found that it had been stuck down with double sided sticky tape. Not exactly the most luxurious of all the adhesive materials. But Berry remained undeterred, she tore off the lid and peered into the box. Inside was a cake, a multilayered masterpiece as some might call it. The make up of the cake consisted of three layers, all of which were the sponge variant. On top of each layer was a thick lathering of butter cream, and pushed into the cream were little pony figurines, all made of marzipan. The figures were in the shape of her friends, and the attention to detail on them was staggering. Rem, or R3M to some, had his messy red mane, with each tuft of hair painstakingly detailed and shaped. Nujax sat with his green body and black hair, but also his long, trailing, scarf. Neohoss had his green rimmed glasses, whilst Red had his distinctive vivid red colouring. But the most spectacular figure stood at the top of the cake, a fairly big replica of Strawberry herself. Looming over the entire cake and all of the ponies beneath its massive frame. The real Strawberry snickered, even though her friends didn't show, they at least cared enough to get her something. Not wanting to leave the cake out in the open, she set about pulling the crate apart, so that she could get at the cake easier to get to. The crate fell apart surprisingly quickly, each wooden face falling flat to the floor with a dull thud. Then cake stood there in all its sugary glory, the tiny ponies all staring outwards at their surroundings. Berry licked her lips hungrily and sauntered off to the kitchen to get something to eat it with. The room fell silent as Berry removed herself from it. It was eerie how little noise their was, but what was even more eerie was what was happening to the cake. Or rather what was happening to the decorations on the cake. A closer view of the cake and its decorations showed a rather interesting sight. The tiny little marzipan creatures that were stuck all over the cake had begun to move. Only in the smallest of movements, little tiny shakes from side to side. It would have been am absolutely amazing thing to see, once the initial shock had worn off. But in this case there was nobody around to witness it, so when Berry came back she didn't notice the movements. Even as she sliced off a chunk of cake, bringing the tiny marzipan figure of Redpony close to her lips, she didn't see anything wrong. She opened her maw wide and stuffed the cake into her open mouth, taking the entire thing in one bite. The figure of Redpony whined, but it was drowned out by the sounds of mastication made by Strawberry's mouth. Saliva drooled down from Strawberry's maw, dripping from her teeth as she swallowed the cake, piece by piece. The figure was the last thing she swallowed and she gave it no special treatment. She rolled her tongue backwards, sliding the figure down her throat. With a satisfying gulp it disappeared into the abyss, soon to reach her stomach. Berry sat back and patted her stomach, sighing pleasurably. "Mmm, that is a lovely cake, I hope I can share it with my friends, especially Redpony..."