Title:           Waking up at 6:30
Author:          SPITFIRE118xxx
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sN1efYTT
First Edit:      Saturday 25th of October 2014 01:29:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 25th of October 2014 01:29:12 PM CDT

    >BRRR BRRR BRRR BRRR
    >click
    >6:30
    >Fuck that alarm clock
    >You left yourself up into a sitting position, in nothing but your underwear and beanie
    >You would never take off this beanie
    >You remove you sheets and get out of the bed
    >You look at the mirror to your right and flex
    >Oh yeah
    >Who's Superman?
    >You are
    >You exit your room, grab a towel from the hallway closet and head tot he bathroom
    >Locking the door, you strip off your undies and put your beanie on its holy throne, the corner of the mirror
    >Hopefully there is enough hot water for you today
    >But let's not get ahead of ourselves, gotta shit first
    >After a massive dump that causes water to splash your ass, you flush and do a few stretches to get the last morning kinks out
    >er-ee er-ee
    >tssshhhhhh
    >You slowly move into the shower, letting your body adjust to the new heat
    >You soap up your body, and let the soothing smells make you feel good
    >You then proceed to whip out the shampoo and conditioner, using them on your hair and pubes
    >After washing the chemicals out of your hair, you get out and dry yourself off with a towel
    >You grab your razor and shave your facial hair
    >even though you don't grow facial hair
    >its fun to pretend
    >You brush your teeth, blow dry your hair, style it, and head ouy, beanie in hand
    >You enter your room and grab some fresh clothing and dress yourself up
    >You check your backpack to make sure it ahs all the essentials
    >big book #1-3, check
    >Pencil, check
    >calculator, check
    >finished homework, maybe later
    >you put on different branded, but still same color, socks
    >You then tie your shoes and put on your signature coat
    >You exit your room and re-enter the bathroom
    >You re-style your hair and put your beanie on
    >You enter your room for the third time to check on the time
    >7:10
    >Time to head out soon
    >You go downstairs, head to the kitchen and grab two slices of white bread
    >You eat them plain
    >Breakfast was complete
    >7:15
>15 minutes until school starts
>Whoops
>Forgot your backpack
>You go upstairs and grab you backpack, then head out the door
>You do a fast walk to the school, you're only a little bit behind schedule
>You make it to the school, the front of it is empty
>Oh shit, might be late for class
>You quickly run to the door and push
>You slam into the door
>Its a pull door
>You pull the door, it won't move
>Locked
>It's Saturday
>Fuck