Title:           Green Eggs and R63
Author:          RocketAnon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Pirp1a8T
First Edit:      Wednesday 13th of May 2015 12:19:14 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Saturday 25th of June 2016 04:42:02 AM CDT

>Watch the thread. Thread-I-watch.
 
That thread-I-watch, that thread-I-watch!
I do not like that thread-I-watch.
 
>Do you like to ship the Scotch?
 
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
I do not like to ship the Scotch.
 
>Would you like to here or there?
 
I would not like to here or there.
I would not like to anywhere.
I do not like to ship the Scotch.
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>Would you ship Scotch with a 'Shy?
>Or the blue one who's so fly?
 
I would not like to with a 'Shy,
Nor with the blue one who's so fly.
I do not like to here or there.
I do not like to anywhere.
I do not like to ship the Scotch.
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>Would you ship him with girl Mac?
>Or the pink one who's so wack?
 
Not with girl Mac, or Pank who's wack.
Not with the 'Shy, nor one that's fly.
I would not ship him here or there.
I would not ship him anywhere.
I would not like to ship the Scotch.
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>Would you? Could you? With Twilight?
>Ship them, ship them! It's alright.
 
I would not, could not, with Twilight.
 
>You may like to; you will see.
>In the house that is a tree?
 
I would not, could not in a tree.
Not with Twilight! You let me be.
I do not like to with girl Mac.
I do not like to with the wack.
I do not like to with a 'Shy.
I do not like to with one who's fly.
I do not like to here or there.
I do not like to anywhere!
I do not like to ship the Scotch.
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>A cloud! A cloud! A cloud! A cloud!
>Could you, would you, on a cloud?
 
Not on a cloud! Not in a tree!
Not with Twilight! Thread! Let me be!
I would not, could not, with girl Mac.
I could not, would not, with the wack.
I will not ship him with a 'Shy.
I will not ship him with one who's fly.
I will not ship him here or there.
I will not ship him anywhere.
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>Say! In the woods? Here in the woods!
>Would you, could you, in the woods?
 
I would not, could not, in the woods.
 
>Would you, could you, on fields plowed?
 
I would not, could not, on fields plowed.
Not in the woods. Not on a cloud,
Not with Twilight, Not in a tree.
I do not like to, thread, you see.
Not with girl Mac. Not with a 'Shy.
Not with the wack, or one who's fly.
I will not ship him here or there.
I do not like to anywhere!
 
>You do not like to ship the Scotch?
 
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>Could you, would you, with critters?
 
I would not, could not. with critters!
 
>Would you, could you, with Flitter?
 
I could not, would not, with Flitter.
I will not, will not, with critters.
I will not ship him on fields plowed.
I will not ship him on a cloud.
Not in the woods! Not in a tree!
Not with Twilight! You let me be!
I do not like to with a 'Shy.
Or the blue one who's so fly.
I will not ship him with girl Mac.
Or with the pink one who's so wack.
I do not like to here or there.
I do not like to ANYWHERE!
I do not like to ship the Scotch!
I do not like to, thread-I-watch.
 
>You do not like to, so you say.
>Try to! Try to! And you may.
>Try to and you may I say.
 
Thread!
If you will let me be,
I will try to; you will see.
 
...
 
Say!
I like to ship the Scotch!
I do! I like to, thread-I-watch!
And I would ship him with Flitter!
And I would ship him with critters...
And I will ship him on fields plowed.
And in the woods. And on a cloud.
And with Twilight. And in a tree.
It is so good, so good, you see!
 
So I will ship him with girl Mac.
And with the pink one who is wack.
And I will ship him with a 'Shy.
And with the blue one who's so fly.
And I will ship him here and there.
Say! I will ship him ANYWHERE!
 
I do so like to ship the Scotch!
Thank you, thank you, thread-I-watch.