Prequel to the Prequel (but it comes fourth)

>"No no deary, the petunias should go here, and....here!"

>The Mane 6 were having a field day planting flowers in your castle garden.

>You originally were against it, but they were just so sweet about it you couldn't resist.

>After accidentally crushing more than a few flowers and having no eye for this sort of thing, you are presently sitting strumming some background for the girls.

>Peaceful acoustic at the moment.

>"Um....excuse me, um, Anon.."

>Fluttershy brings you back to reality. You were spacing out while playing.

Yes, Fluttershy?

>Fluttershy and Twilight were presently standing in front of you.

>"Oh! If you were, busy, then I suppose we can just,"

>ta-ta-ta-today junior. Twilight takes over.

>"We were wondering about where you came from. Or, more specifically, how you were swept up on this...journey, of yours?"

>You stop playing.  Applejack looks up from her work at you.  Rarity, Pinkie, and Dash were busy arguing about some flowers thing, who knows

>Without realizing, you created an awkard silence. Nice.

>"If it's too personal, I mean, you don't have to-"

I'm sorry. I just wasn't expecting that.

>She smiles weakly, glad she didn't upset you.

It wasn't particularly grandiose.  In fact, it was the result of a...well, a fight between my parents and I.  I didn't leave them on good terms.

>Applejack walks up, having overheard.

>"Well shoot, ah can't imagine havin' a disagreement that harsh with family.  It can't be that bad, raht?"

>Another moment of silence.

>The three look between them worriedly.

>You begin strumming.

 

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI&feature=related

A long-ass buckin time ago, in a town called Kickapoo...

>They recoil, not expecting the sudden vulgarity.

There lived a humble family................and he knew just what to do

>Surprisingly, they seem to have understood the metaphor

His name was young Anon and he refused to step in line

A vision he did see of buckin rocking all the time

>Understanding was apparent on their features of what you were doing.

He wrote a tasty jam, and all the planets did align...

>You forgot astrology doesn't work the same here. Not important.

>>>Pause the song<<<

Don't flip at this next part. It's pretty vulgar.

Twilight, where I'm from, dragons are a symbol of evil and hatred.

>She nods, though the mares all have worried looks on their faces.

>Hope this doesn't offend them too bad. Or maybe that would be fitting?

>>>Resume the song<<<

Oh, the dragon's balls were blazing as I stepped into his cave

Then I sliced his bucking cockles with a long and shiny blade!

T'was I who fucked the dragon, fuck-a-lie, sing fuck-a-loo

And if you try to fuck with me then I shall fuck you too

>Fluttershy looks like she's gonna break down.

>Twilight is repulsed.

You sing the rest of the stanza as is.

>Applejack and Rarity, who heard you yelling, have lost their jaws in the fight against gravity

>Dash is blushing. Crazy bitch probably enjoying it.

>Pinkie is bouncing and grinning at the mention of a party.

 

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Obviously, my folks weren't too pleased with my music.

>You resume strumming.  No wailing of the whales was made.

>You close your eyes while strumming at the next part and channel.

>A past Muse is so kind as to help you with the next part, acting as your father.

>>>Lyrics start<<<

"You disobeyed my orders son, why were you ever born?"

>Fluttershy tears up at that.

"Your brother's ten times better than you, Celestia loves him more!"

>Twi drops her jaw now.

"This music that you play for us comes from the depths of Tartarus"

>This translation is getting crazy

"Rock and roll is Discord's work, he just wants you to murder us"

>what

"You'll become a mindless puppet, Disharmony will pull the strings"

>That doesn't even make sense

"Your heart will lose direction, and chaos it will bring"

>ohhh, nice finish there bro

>You don't think these p0nies even have telephones

>You also aren't referring to the same Lord, but...close enough.

>Your turn.

 

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I swear I didn't plan Xeos' name to fit this well into the song. Cross my heart and etc etc

 

Xeos can you hear me? I am lost and so alone...

>Dash giggles at "suck a cock"

Rock is not of Discord's work; it's magical and rad

>Twilight smiles at the description of rock

I'll never rock as long as I am stuck here with my daaaaaad

 

>Lightning flash, and Xeos is standing before you and the mares

>They gasp in surprise.

"I hear you brave young Anon, you are hungry for the rock!"

>Dash is beaming

"But to learn the ancient methods sacred doors you must unlock."

>Twilight smiles and nods in understanding.

"Escape your father's clutches in this dull pedestria."

>Pinkie's turn to jaw-drop

"On a journey you must go in the land of Equestriaaaa."

>Everyp0ny looks to you, then back to Xeos as he continues.

 

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"In the town of friendship's magic, where the Muses all get sent"

>Twilight has a look of a thousand realizations.

"You will form a strong alliance with Harmony's Elements"

>All six react in joy in their own ways.

"To learn from your first mentor, with Celestia you must talk"

>Twilight is now looking at you.

"You will face your inner demons. Now go my son and roooock"

>Xeos fades away as he holds that last word.

>The Mane 6 gather around you now at full attention for the conclusion.

 

So I bailed from bucking Kickapoo with hunger in my heart

>Pinkie snickers

And I came to Ponyville to find the secrets of my art

And in the end I found myself at the door of Twilight Spaaarrrrr, klleeee

>Xeos: "Nice save"

>You end the song there because singing the rest as you are would be weird.

>I look away from the story here to breathe