Title:           VirginAnon 1 AiE
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FCEHZkBw
First Edit:      Wednesday 4th of July 2012 04:30:05 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 4th of July 2012 04:30:05 AM CDT

>You look at the ground
>Another rejection yet again from a tiny horse
>You start to wander off in the town
>You kick a pebble along the street
>You were trying to lose your virginity back on Earth and here in Equestria
>You haven't been lucky at all
>"Uhm excuse me?"
>You turn to the direction of the voice
"Oh hey Fluttershy, what are you up to?"
>Fluttershy gives you a smile
>"Anon I was hoping to talk to you..."
>She glances around to see if anybody was around
>"...I wanted to talk about...*mumbles*..."
"What? Repeat that"
>She clears her throat
>"...I said...are you still uhm *cough* thinking about losing your..."
>Looks around again
>"Your virginity?..."
>You know where this is going
"Yeeeessss Fluttershy, I still am. Are you thinking about helping?"
>She blushes hard
1/x
 
>"A-anon...you shouldn't say things like that...and no. I was hoping to convince you to save yourself for the pony that you would marry"
"Fluttershy it's my body and if I wanna fuck...then I shall and will fuck"
>"Anonymous I'm trying to make sure you truly value yourself"
"I do, I am one fucking awesome guy that wants to share his awesomeness with others"
>"Anonymous..."
"Fluttershy..."
>"Fine then, we'll talk about this another day...goodbye Anon"
>Fluttershy walks away shaking her head and muttering things
>You put your hands in your pockets
"I have no idea why she keeps bugging me about this"
>You shuffle along then you remember that you gotta go to work soon
>You walk to the store
>You hear that annoying town bell signaling you're late for work
>You hear that other annoying bell when you walk in the store
>"Anon, you're two minutes late. I'm deducting your pay by one bit"
>Fuck, you were down 3 bits this week
"I'm sorry boss, I had to help Granny Smith pick something up she dropped in the street"
>You chuckle nervously with your lie
2/x
 
>Your boss gives you a humph and goes to the register
>Boss: "Go to the back, I need you to stock up our herbal pain relief tea. Granny Smith came in today and bought what we had on the shelf"
>Fucking Granny Smith
>You head back and do what you're paid to do
>After you finish stocking the teas, you started to sweep the floor
>You never will understand how ponies use certain things with hoofs
>The cartoon theroy comes back again to your mind but you brush it off
"A cartoon about ponies and with suddenly a human in it? Such a ridiculous thing to write"
>You heard the bell jingle and saw a mare walk in
>You puff out your chest as she walks by
>She eyeballs you for a bit but then turns her attention to the shelves
>Her ass has bubbles on it
3/x
 
>You stare at her ass as you sweep hoping her tail just shifts a little
>You hear a cough coming from your boss
>You go back to focusing on sweeping
>You zone out that you didn't notice the blonde mare staring at you
>"Hi"
"Huh? Oh sorry"
>You almost dropped the broom causing her to giggle
"Can I help you with something?"
>"Yeah actually, do you have any nuts?"
>You slick back your hair and give her your smirk
"Why yes we do, I-"
>You wiggle your eyebrows
"have two right here"
>She looks down to see you're cupping your balls
>She looks up with a blush
>"Uh hehe that's now what I meant...I meant peanuts. I uh...I'm baking muffins for my special somep0ny"
"Well lucky him"
>You go back to sweeping but this time slowly
4/x
 
"If you look in the next aisle, you may find the nuts there if not then I'll look in the back"
>"Thanks, I'll look"
>You sweep and sweep
>You hear someone say something to you
>You nod your head
>The jingle of the bell interrupts your empty thoughts
>You look around and see your boss counting the bits
>Boss: "Hey listen up, its gonna rain tonight so I suggest you leave early. I rather have you healthy and late rather than sick and away"
>You continue to sweep but a little faster
>No more customers came after Bubble butt
>You left early and left your boss to handle the rest
>For some reason you always get sick whenever you come in contact with the rain
>You get home just in time
>The rain pours hard amd harder
5/x
 
>You land on your shitty hay bed
>You look around seeing how shitty your rented home is
>You start hearing the rain dropping in the pan on the floor
>You grab a box of tissues
"Another day over, another day of being a virgin"
>You take off your pants and grab a box that was under your bed
>The box has pictures of some pony vagina from the mares in the town
>You look at them and decide who to fap to
>You pick blue bitch's pussy
>Fucking ponies and their human like pussy
6/6