- >Day taliban in Equestria
- >You were ready, you had your feet washed and the plan was solid
- >You walked into the castle and got in the line
- >Hours passed and finally you were in front of the princess
- >C: "Greetings human"
- "Hello Princess...coughinfidelcough"
- >C: "Oh caught a cold?"
- "No..."
- >C: "Anonymous, why is that a new robe?"
- "Yes, robes are best. Zippers can be heard by goats from behind"
- >C: "Inter-"
- >You detonated
- >Good End
- >You awoke feeling so light
- >You saw a golden door, a door that has your 72 virgins waiting for you
- >You pushed it open...it wasn't what you expected
- >Allah has tricked you
- >In front of you was 72 virgins...all male
- >some had neckbeards, some were fat, and some...were lanky
- >"Hey guise...I want to cum in Rainbow Dash haha"
- >"Oh wait...maybe...just maybe Anonymous...is in a mouse Equestria...brilliant isn't it?"
- >"I want to cum in Chronicler"
- >"Hey guise we need more clop"
- >No this isn't heaven...its damnation
- >The door behind you vanishes leaving you stuck here, forever
- >Bad Afterlife
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