Title:           Taliban short stoires (AiE)
Author:          RnR66
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First Edit:      Friday 14th of September 2012 01:01:31 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 14th of September 2012 01:01:31 AM CDT

>Day taliban in Equestria
>You were ready, you had your feet washed and the plan was solid
>You walked into the castle and got in the line
>Hours passed and finally you were in front of the princess
>C: "Greetings human"
"Hello Princess...coughinfidelcough"
>C: "Oh caught a cold?"
"No..."
>C: "Anonymous, why is that a new robe?"
"Yes, robes are best. Zippers can be heard by goats from behind"
>C: "Inter-"
>You detonated
>Good End
>You awoke feeling so light
>You saw a golden door, a door that has your 72 virgins waiting for you
>You pushed it open...it wasn't what you expected
>Allah has tricked you
>In front of you was 72 virgins...all male
>some had neckbeards, some were fat, and some...were lanky
>"Hey guise...I want to cum in Rainbow Dash haha"
>"Oh wait...maybe...just maybe Anonymous...is in a mouse Equestria...brilliant isn't it?"
>"I want to cum in Chronicler"
>"Hey guise we need more clop"
>No this isn't heaven...its damnation
>The door behind you vanishes leaving you stuck here, forever
>Bad Afterlife