(PiE) RiC

>Day Rarity in Chicago

>Your neighbor recommended you a restaurant that the locals loved.

>It was ethnic food and the people seemed to have a hard time to understand you.

>Spanish was an interesting language but you hope the Mexicans understood you wanted a thing called a Taco Salad

>The waitress brought a hard shell bowl to your table and it was filled with lettuce and various other vegetables with some sour cream on top

>You use your magic to scrap the cream off with a spoon and rub it in a a napkin.

>Sour cream is too fatty and would ruin your perfect figure.

>You dig in a fork and take a bite. The vegetables are fresh and had some bits of cheese in them.

>You close your eyes in delight and keep eating.

>After a while you noticed a different taste in your salad

>You look at the remaining contents in your Taco Bowl and see meat

>Quickly you run towards the washroom

>The restaurant hears the sounds of you vomiting

>The cook looks at the waitress and talks to her in Spanish

>("Normally they throw up after they finish eating")

>Fucking Mexicans

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>Day Rarity in Chi-Town

>You were in Cadillac filled with Mexicans

"So where are we going?"

>Jose looks at you

>"No where"

>For the next two hours you all drove around the neighbor hoods, Jose and Juan just kept doing hand signs at others.

>Eventually they stop and get a bottle.

>It was tequila and that was the last thing you remember

>The next day you wake up on a pile of money and bags of sugar and grass

>You decide to give the bags to Pinkie since you have no need for sugar and oregano.

>After that day all the local young Mexicans do that weird hand sign hen they see you.