(NN) The Bradical Normal Saintly Oneshots!

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>Be on your round looking out for injustice in your school.

>The halls are quiet to your liking. Something should be afoot, out there some punk is playing hookie or walking with a forged pass.

>SLAM!

>The vibrations from a slamming locker bounce of your axe head alerting you that it came from the B hall. Quickly you sprint down the hall and see the perp walking down the hall carefree.

>No time to run and try to get to her. You take a second to aim and throw the axe at the perp.

>"Psst!"

>She quietly sneezes and ducks to pick up her book that fell out of her arms. The axe swooshes pass her head and bounces off a wall leaving a small hole.

"Tch that's coming out of my lunch money for sure."

>You sprint down and run to the girl. Quickly you grab her shoulder and slam her againt a wall.

>Her tied up bun loosens from the force of the impact. Her hair falls down around her face.

>"Hey! Axel, what are you doing!"

>"I'm doing justice!"

>She looks at you with annoyance and shakes your arms off of her.

>"I have a pass."

>She reaches into her blouse and pulls out a paper. Its a legit signed hall pass stating Sophia was going to her locker for her debate notes.

"It's clear..."

>She always has to make you look stupid and if you look stupid then the law look stupid. She always practices her debate skills on you by helping out the suspects.

>"See, now if you excuse me-"

>Sophia picks up her books off the ground.

>"I have a class to attend to,"

>Her disheveled hair and slightly unbuttoned blouse makes her look slightly sexy.

>Woah, did you just take your mind off the law for a second?

"*ahem* Y-Yeah."

>"Good bye, Axel. See you in court."

"Y-You too..."

>She walks away fixing herself up before she makes it back to class.

>Someone walks up beside you and looks at you. Its Sombra the Janitor who informs you of wrong doings.

>"Is that an axe in your pants or are you happy seeing her?"

"..."

>May justice help you out with these hormones.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->Be Rarity

>Hear a rumor Norman has a big crush on Nolan's mom who is a supermodel.

>He no longer helps you out at the Fashion Club but spends everyday at Nolan's house

>Not on your watch

>Next day he sees you

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>"Hey Rarararararaarara-"

"Like my new look?"

>"-rarararrararararararara-"

"Norman?"

>"Rarararararara-"

"..."

>Suddenly Pinkie out of no where

>"Norman.exe stopped working tee hee!"

>"-rarararararararaarararararara"

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>"So Sunset, what's your plan to get back at Norman for shrugging you off now whenever you want to have force wrestling time with him?"

"Oh, I have a plan for him. I'll take his most precious thing and ruin it!"

>"UH, Rarity?"

"No..."

>You slip it on with all your hair and bangs stretching it.

"His hat..."

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"SNIP! SNAILS! I need your help!"

>"Whats wrong rarity?"

"I'm not rairty! I'm Norman! I'm trapped in Rarity!"

>"Hwat? How did you get in there? Did you fall in her well?"

"Shut up! Just get Twilight!"

>"Uh, Okay."

"I always wanted to be IN Rarity but not like this! I never asked for this..."

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     >Be graduation day, your final day at Canterlot High.

    >Your posing with your friends taking pictures.

    >All of you: "Cheese!"

    >All your parents out away their cameras and let you guys chat a bit.

    >"Hey, Nomie! I notice that you never talk about your old life at Philadelphia. Didn't you have any friends? Your Facebook is pretty empty."

    "Of course I had friends, Pinkie."

 

    >You look at your son sitting at the couch. He strokes the pink one's hair as he watches the t.v.

    >It's the last episode of My Little Pony. He doesn't talk or do anything much except for playing with his toys.

    >The one thing you think he loves or cherishes is his white unicorn in the snow globe. For hours he stares at it and shakes it to see the diamonds snow around it.

    >You wish you can understand what Norman is thinking right now.

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>Tom "The Boulder" Johnson, Dwayne's little cousin who he trained so he can be big and meaty.

 

>Be Tom.

>It'sabout time you make that girl, Rarity, yours. You've been flexing and flexing your muscles in front of her.

>That lip biting and hard nipples tells you she wants the D.

>Your plan was to fuck a few a girls before you bag this one. You can tell she's a keeper.

>Not many girls have a nice fat ass like hers.

>You arrive at the school to find her talking to some schmuck.

>You walk up to her and flex, the guy looks at you amazed by your rock hard abs that can be seen through your shirt.

"..."

>"Oh hey Tom, how are you today?"

>oh shit, you forgot that you were mute. You do the sign that shows you're feeling good by giving her two thumbs up.

>"Tom is mute, Norman. But he's one of the strongest guys in school. He actually made Iron Will tap out."

>You flex and nod.

>God, you wish you could talk.

>A single tear wantsot come out but you hold it in. You can't cry in front of Diamond, that's what you call her in your head, she has to see you as the tough of the school.

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     >Today is the day that you, Tom Johnson, ask your precious Diamond out.

    >You heard about some girls in those Chinese Cartoons liking love confession letters. You figure to why not leave her a letter to get her to meet you somewhere.

    >In your car you have roses and expensive chocolate so you can give it to her. She'll fucking swoon for sure.

    >If that doesn't work you bought a beautiful necklace as well. She means that much to you.

    >You stalked Diamond to see which one is her locker. Finally during the day she went to her locker.

    >She drops off some pink sweater and goes to lunch. Quickly you shove the letter in through the slots.

    >Now after school at the benches in front of the library outside, you'll proclaim your love.

    >At the end of the day you grab the gifts and sit on the bench and wait for her.

    >You sit there and hope she comes.

    >"Oh... my it's you..."

    >You look towards the direction of that soft voice. That is not your Diamond's elegant lustrous voice.

    "..."

    >Shit, its that animal lover girl... what's her name again. Oh, yeah its Flustershy.

    >"Tom, I'm surprised that you of all people li-liked me actually... we never do talk. Oh, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to offend you!"

    >You shake your head and wave your hand trying to show her that it's fine.

    >Quickly you grab your whiteboard and write down 'The letter wasn't 4 U, sorry :( ' and show it to her.

    >She reads it and goes from blushing to having a sad red face.

    >"Oh... I see... it's fine... I-I was going to decline an-anyway... *sniff* No one li-likes me that way anyway!"

    >She pulls out a familiar pink sweater out and buries her face in it. She sobs loudly and runs away.

    >Danngit, that was her locker and now you feel bad. Tonight you're doing 100 finger tip push-ups on 4 stacks of 10 books high tonight as punishment for making a girl cry.

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>Bro-day with Brad

>You have drinks with you for both of you to drink.

>Brad is looking at something on his phone.

"Hey, got our drinks here."

>He turns hs head almost all the way.

>"Thanks, brah!"

>God, thats so fucking weird.

"Brad... How can you turn your neck like that?"

>He lets out a heavy sigh as he takes a drink.

>"I knew one day someone would notice... Norman do you now those books called Animorphs?"

"Yeah, no one I know reads them."

>"I can morph into an owl."

>He has to be joking.

"Dude, what?"

>He getsup and then morphs into a Owl with spikey fur/feathers.

"Nnnope."

>You walk out of there and go to Aryan's house.

>When you get there and tell her what happened, she morphs into a mouse.

"I bet if talk to Purple, she'll fucking morph into a horse..."

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"Bye, everyone! Bye AJ, Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash... Oh and how can I forget to thank the first person I met. See ya, Brad! Thanks for being my date to the dance!"

>You walk through the portal and make it back home. You tell everyone about your adventures an goto bed.

>The next day at the foyer, you relax with Spike chatting about the things you're going to miss.

>"You know I'm gonna miss that guy Noman."

"... I completely forgot to thank him..."

>"... You're fucking bitch sometimes you know that?"

"I know... He helped me get all those girls to be my friends and helped me out adjust to their world. I don't know how I forgot to thank him."

>"How about you send a search for pony version of him? You can thank him that version."

"Hmm nah..."

>"You got anything?"

"... Oh I know! I'll ask Pinkie if she happens to know a Norman Normal!"

>Spike stares at you and walks away.

"What? I think it's a good idea!"

>You send a guard to bring Pinkie to you.

>"Hey Twilight! What do you need?"

"Do you know a Norman Normal?"

>"No, but I did meet a Normal Norman with Rarity when we went to Fillydelphia!"

"Did he like to wear old style clothing, a beanie, and love to play video games?"

>"Yep! Sounds like Normie!"

"Great! What's his address?"

>"No idea!"

"Well... He lives in Fillydephlia?"

>"Yeah."

"Thank you, Pinkie."

>You send out the guards to search for him.

>A few days later they come back with news.

>"Princess Sparkle, we have information on Normal Norman... He's dead."

"..."

>You take a deep breath in.

"... What?"

>"He fell into Ponyville's abyss during his visit to Ponyville."

"*sob* Now I'll never get to say-wait... Ponyville abyss? I never heard of anything about an abyss in Ponyville."

>"You know Miss Rarity, right?"

"Yes... And?"

>"..."

"..."

>"..."

"..."

>"... Well yeah..."

"... Oh..."

>"... Yeah... She's a whore."

"... She's just... Very generous that's all."

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     >Be Norman

    >Get to school

    >Notice that everyone has been quiet all day.

    >Its odd but things get stranger as your friends act extra nice to you, but everyone else is as well.

    >The teachers don't collect your homework and tell you you're passing no matter what.

    >Vice Principal Luna didn't write you up when she saw you late for class.

    >Sunset Shimmer offered to blow you in an empty classroom.

    >"Nor-Norman... To the Counselor's office..."

    >You ask your teacher for a hall pass but he says you're fine without one.

    >At the office you find Celestia with a riot shield and a stun gun.

    "Is something wrong?"

    >"N-No! Nothing at all!"

    >You walk past her and walk in to find Counselor Candace in body armor that looks like T-51b armor from Fallout 3.

    >"Norman... Is there something on your mind you want to talk about?"

    "Uh nothing..."

    >"I heard you like to play a lot of Call of Duty... I too like to play video games."

    "Okay, cool. So what did you call me down for?"

    >"Ahem... Recently school shootings have increased so I investigated to see who was the most bullied kid in school. As well as who also knew a lot about guns as well. So far you're the op student in both."

    >The room shakes as she walks to you and puts her hand on your shoulder.

    >"We just want you to know that if something really is bothering you that you can solve through words... Not bullets."

    >Oh, god... Everyone thinks you're going to shoot up the school.

    "Listen... I'm not crazy-Wait! I mean there is nothing bothering really. I have friends that are awesome and I am winning students over little by little. So don't worry, I'm fine."

    >"... Okay good."

    >You walk out and find half the faculty with riot shields following you to your class.

    >Whelp, things got interesting today. And things are gonna be awesome during lunch when Sunset swallows Lil' Normie.

    >You seen her eat an entire corndog with one gulp. Let's see how much can she take of your long slippery dolphin.

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>Another day begins as usual with your routine of getting ready for school.

>You downstairs to eat breakfast with your parents before driving off to school. Your mom is still eating while dad is reading his paper.

"Morning! Hey, dad did your paper make any mistakes today?"

>"No, thankfully. Everything seems pretty good."

>Huh, that's strange. Dad's voice sounds different, he probably has a cold.

>He sets his paper down and you start to choke on your food.

>"Norman, are you alright?"

>Your mother pats your back helping you swallow the waffles down.

"Mom! Why is Neil Flynn in our kitchen!"

>"What?"

>You point at the famous actor well known for being 'The Janitor' wearing your dad's clothes.

"Why is the janitor from Scrubs here? Where is dad? This has to be one of your pranks and if so... Bravo."

>"Norman, son. Are you okay? Did you hit your head?"

>The imposter gets up and towers over you as he holds your shoulder.

>"Son, if you're high then tell us."

"No, I'm not high! My dad looks like J.K. Simmons!"

>"Norman, look calm down. Just lie down on the couch. I'll call your school then we'll go to the doctor's office."

>Your mother leads you to the living room and walks away with her iPhone in hand.

>You look at the old family potrait and see that your dad was even replaced with Neil Flynn.

"Okay... this is too much... way too much."

>You whip out your phone and Google 'Neil Flynn'. The results show many links of his acting history.

>IMBD shows his current works one which shows 'Normal Norman's Oneshots: Norman's Dad 1 Oneshot (2013)'

"What? Okay this... Had to be edited by them!"

>You go to his offical site which shows the same thing.

"Its like as if my life was a story..."

>Suddenly a burning white temporal rift opens in front of you. You shield your eyes since its so blinding, suddenly green '>' arrows come out like bullets.

>Your lamp gets shot, they go though the couch, and one cuts your cheek and arms.

"Ah! Help!"

>Your mom runs in along with the Janitor.

1/x

 

>"Norman! What happened?"

>Suddenly Neil gets shot down like Peter Weller in th beggining of Robocop by the green arrows.

>"Honey! No! Oh god.. Please no!"

>Your mom runs to his side holding him up as he coughs up blood.

"Mom! We need to get out! Now!"

>You try to pull her away ducking the green arrows of death.

>"We can't leave your father here!"

"He's not my dad!"

>She slaps your face hard sending you back.

>"Don't you-"

>The temporal rift has been slowling growing but with each item it touches, it gets drastically bigger.When it swallowed the dead body of your 'dad' it swallowed your mother in front of you.

"Mom! No!"

>The house starts to rumble as its slowly being swallowed in by the rift.

"Fuck!"

>You ru out to driveway and get in your car. As soon as you start it you see the rift has completely swalllowed your home.

>You drive the down street and watch it grow and grow.

"Everything is gone..."

>The familar Bradmobile drives by and honks at you. Stupid Brad must be heading to school but he's actually heading to death.

>In the rear view mirror you see the black car get hit with green arrows and crash into a tree. The rift swallows it as well.

"Good night, sweet prince..."

>You drive and drive blowing off stop signs as the rift swallows the townlittlee by little.

>"Ya blew it, Normie."

"What the... Pinkie?"

>You look in your rear view mirror to see the pink girl stare at you with a sad expression.

>"Don't worry... it'll be all over soon."

>Her hands reach out to your neck and suddenly you're staring right into her eyes and the backseat. She has tears in her eyes.

"Hurgh!"

>Why is it so hard to talk and to breathe?

"Gasp!"

>You wake up covered in sweat and something heavy on you.

>The pink killler lies ontop of you hugging your body. She stirs and slwoly wakes up.

"Pinkie... Why are you on me?"

>She looks at you confused with some drool on her chin.

2/x

 

>"We celebrated your anniversary since you came here... Then we confessed to each other and fell asleep... What's wrong?"

"Uh nothing... Just feeling out of it... Since I just woke up..."

>"Just... Go back to bed... It's early..."

>The pink girl closes her eyes and you follow as well. you guess it was all a dream.

 

>Be Pinkie Pie

>Norman messed up big time, but luckily you saved him by jumping here to the end of a story and taking him with you.

>You open your eyes to see him asleep.

"You're so lucky I know about this ending... now this ending can have a new beginning."

>You actually go sleep this time, but know you have to make sure nothing strange happens like in the last one. Especially around Norman who can notices things as well. but luckily he is now your new boyfriend so it should be easier to keep an eye on him.

3/3

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>Be that fly mother fucker Norman

>Go downstairs to drink something while you play some good ol' CoD

>In the fridge you find nothing but water and Silk chocolate milk. Eh might as we go for your mom's milk

>Not that kind of milk sadly... Lactation is your fetish... But incest is not

>Pour a glass, right as your about to take a first sip the doorbell rings

>You put the glass down and head for the door

>Le open

"Oh it's you, Purple. Sup."

>"Norman, hey can you lend me your history book? Spike ate mine by accident."

"Yeah, no problem."

>You place your glass down note coffe table and invite her in.

"Can you watch my glass, purple. I don't want some fly to land in it."

>Fuck those disgusting creatures, bleh

>You go upstairs and get te book out of your bag. When you head back you see the glass tipped over and the chocolate milk spiked all over the coffe table and onto your white carpet.

>Purple's fucking face makes it all worst. You bite your lip and get ready for the pitch.

"ARRRRGHHHH! You're out!"

>You pitch the book at her face with all your might sending her out the window and back into her world.

"Goddammit Purple..."

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Oh noes! Kate the ladybug!

 

     >Be fucking Ladybug Kate

    >You fly over to Norman's house after investigating all o his mates. Now you know which one fits for him.

    >Just a little more and you'll be at your beloved's house.

    "Don't worry! Norman I'll express my love through the girl who is perfect for you! And that's-"

    >Splat!

    >You flew in front of a car and became a skid mark on a windshield.

    >Bad End

 

>Be Norman

>Crusing down to GameStop to buy more games.

>Splat

"Ew... Better use the wipers."

>It smears all over your windshid.

"Thankfully I added more wiper fluid."

>Squirt

>Now it's clean.

>And life goes on since nothing of value was lost

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     >Be a sunny day in some small town. You, a young lad in his teen years spends the day inside playing video games.

    >Your angel comrade, Brad, is over at your house trying to get you to join him at the park.

    >"Come on, dude. You never join us for anything outside unless its Dodgeball!"

    "Then lets play dodgeball."

    >"No, you finish the game in ten seconds flat."

    [Audience groans]

    "What the was that?"

    >Brad shrugs.

    >"if you don't get active you're gonna get fat. And your Aryan Beauty won't like you like that."

    "Dude, I have a high metabolism. I'm solid."

    >"Yeah, full of cheesy fat and Corndogs."

 

    >Every weekend he bothers you to play outside but you stay inside.

    >One day after you shower you see you're getting love handles and a belly.

    "Well, shit."

    >You go to the park to jog off the fat. Unfortunately you run into your brother from another mother.

    >"Norman, are you jogging?"

    "N-No... Just running to Aryan Beauty's house... For some tea that I'm late for."

    >"Hmmm... Well you have a car."

    "no gas money..."

    >"But Rarity's house is that way. You're going the wrong way."

    "..."

    >"So Norman... Are you really dieting?"

    >Dieto.gif

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     >Be Nolan

    >Wake up at Norman's house

    >You slept over since it was a bad storm last night

    >Somehow wake up sleeping next to him on his floor. Seems he rolled off his bed and landed next to you.

    >You guess you can say he is a heavy sleeper.

    >His face is really close to yours that you can feel his breath. It smells like chocolate, probably from the sweets he ate last night.

    >He stirs a little and than wraps his arm around you. You're nose to nose now.

    >You feel his morning wood poking you. This is embarrassing but for some odd reason it doesn't feel like that at the same time.

    >It feels right.

    >You always thought he was handsome. He does have abs as well making him a hot guy.

    >Such a great guy too that treats strangers and enemies with respect.

    >His sweet breath has been intoxicating you. Now you just want to kiss him.

    >Maybe a little peck won't hurt.

    >You kiss his lips gently. It's gay but its okay to experiment in today's times.

    >He will never know anyway. You get his arm off and get off the floor.

    >You get your scarf on and fix yourself.

    >Time to wake him up and start the day.

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>Nolan marches up to Brad with a pimp cane.

>"You son of a bitch! Did you think you could get away with fucking my girl!"

>He taps it on the ground and aims it at his head. It's a pimp cane with a shotgun at the end.

>Brad looks at his cane than at him.

 

>Two long hours later.

>Brad is laying in bed eating a Corndog. A shocked Nolan is next to him holding the bed sheet to his chest.

>"How are you that persuasive?"

>Brad take a a bit of his Corndog and puts his shades on.

>"Im just that Bradical!"

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     >Be Atomic Adam

    >See your waifu Rainbow Dash walking down the hallway towards you. She waves at you with a big smile on her face.

    >You wave back. She keeps walking and walks past you.

    >She hugs a guy that was behind you. She takes off his beanie and wears it herself.

    >They walk away holding hands and chat.

    >Oh, so she does have a boyfriend.

    >Walk away feeling embarrassed and sad.

    >Feel End

 

    I know some of us have been there thinking the girl we like gives us attention but it was for some guy she wants or is dating.

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     >Chilling in the basement with your waifu.

    >Your arms around her as you both watch a romantic movie together. Dating her has been so awesome... You could even say BRADICAL!

    >Her hand goes on your lap and just stays there. She turns and looks at you.

    >"Norman, dear... I've been thinking and we have been going out for some time. I think we should take the next step."

    >The next step? She wants to give you a handy or is she talking about the sucky sucky fun time?

    "Oh yeah?"

    >"yes, so darling what do you say?"

    "Yeah..."

    >You try to not jump for joy.

    >"Okay, well lets do this."

    >Oh shit! You need to wash your dick since its all sweaty.

    "Hold on! I uh gotta use the washroom first..."

    >She just stares at you.

    Hopefully it doesn't kill the mood.

    >You quickly wash your dick in the sink and go back to her.

    "So... Lets begin."

    >She takes out her phone.

    >"You have your phone with you right?"

    "Yeah!"

    >Oh man, she wants to record this! Oh baby oh baby!

    >"Okay,

    Now lets go to Facebook and put our status as "in a relationship" with each other!"

    >She quickly taps away on her phone with a big smile.

    >"You know a high school relationship is serious when it's Facebook official."

    >You sadly tap away.

    "Ye-Yeah..."

    >Today was a 'no dick sucking day'... Not even a 'Handjob day' either

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     >Wake up

    >Go to school

    >Walk up to Purple

    "Yo! Can I copy your math homework? I only got half of it done."

    >"Baka! How can you only do a half ass job! Education is very important idiot."

    >What hell? Is she on the rag?

    "Well I had to help Fluttershy with the animal shelter so afterwards I was too tired to finish it."

    >Purple wraps her arms around her chest and closes her eyes.

    >"Well... I guess I'll help you today. It will be my good deed today helping an idiot like you."

    >She hands you her math homework ad smiles.

    "Thanks."

    >She looks away mad.

    >"Now don't take it the wrong way or anything... Ba-Baka!"

    "Whatever."

    >You walk away to copy her homework quietly in your first period. Octavia is the only one in the classroom.

    >Quietly you go to your desk and sit down. However Octavia did not like that.

    >"Vhat? Do I not deserve a 'Good Morning'?"

    >She looks at you mad.

    "Oh sorry, you looked interested in your phone. (Also you hate my guts.) Good Morning, Octavia."

    >With the window behind her it really made her smile brighter.

    >"Good Morning, Norman."

    >You smile at her and you both smile at each other. But that all goes away as Octavia looks away mad.

    >"It's not like I like you treating me nice or anything... Du-Dummkopf!"

    >Another on the rag, must be some woman thing where their bodies are in sync.

    >At lunch things go really interesting at the lunch table.

    >RD: "It's not like I want you to cheer for me at the soccer game or anything... Id-Idiot!"

    >AJ: "Don't get any funny ideas now just cause I gave you a slice of the Family Apple Pie... Just hate feeling in debt to you for helping us last Saturday."

    >Brad: "You don't have to go to my bands performance... It's not like I want you to see how Bradical am I..."

    >Okay now you know what's wrong.

    >Today is a Tsundere day

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>Be Norman

>Going to visit your bro Nolan for some Saints Row playing

>Arrive at his unusually big house

>Knock Knock

>Door opened by a beautiful maid

>"Ah Señor Norman! Come in, por favor!"

"Oh, I'll come in alright."

>Dang, you've been hanging with Bradford too long. You go inside and follow the maid to Nolan's game room.

>Already you hear the familiar sounds of the series.

>The maid announces your arrival to Nolan and some guy.

>"Señor Playa y Señor Nolan, tienes vista."

>Nolan is playing and gives a quick 'yo' to you as he beats an old lady's skull in with a pimp cane. The other guy looks over his shoulder an gives a nod.

>Your jaw drops and you barely make out a sentence.

"Yo-you're Playa... From the game!"

>He looks over his shoulder again and shows the controller in his hand.

>"Yo dawg, I heard you like playing as The Playa so now you can play with The Playa as you play as the Playa."

>Nolan looks at him and rolls his eyes.

>"Dad, that was bad and you should feel bad."

"Da-Dad..."

>You faint

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     >"What exactly am I holding in my hand, Norman? It's throbbing... Feels like its squishy and hard... And this soft part is... Sticky..."

    >You jerk a little as her finger strokes your mushroom tip gently.

    "Ah~"

    >The blind freshman plays with your dick, examining it with her fingers. She sticks her tongue out and hovers over it.

    "Do you know what it is now?"

    >She nods with her face blushing like crazy.

    "You don't have to do it if you want."

    >She closes her eyes and musters her strength with her mouth.

    WHERE THE HOOD WHERE TE HOOD AT?

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     >Man you are tired, last night was a long night of nothing but zombies. You rest your head on your desk as your teacher yaps on about magnets.

    >Suddenly you hear a door being slammed against the wall.

    >"THERE HE IS! GET HIM!"

    >You jerk up and see four police officers rush at you and pin you down.

    "Hey! What's going on?"

    >They use brute force to grab your arms to cuff you. The officer bends down and spits at your face as he talks.

    >"You know what you did sicko!"

    >Your teacher approaches the cops and asks them why their arresting you. At that moment your principal comes in answers her.

    >"Norman here is being arrested for multiple accounts of rape. They're taking him to jail for further investigation."

    >The cop lifts you up and shoves you as you walk out. You try to resist by pushing your feet against the floor but your shoes weren't helping.

    "I didn't do it! You goths wrong guy!"

    >The officer has you in the hallway, from across you see the Gudiance Counseler give you a mean glare.

    >The cop tells you to lie to her face and tell her you didn't rape her.

    "But I didn't! I was at home all night!"

    >They drag you away through the main entrance where there tons of reporters taking your pictures and asking you questions.

    >As the cop shoves you into the backseat of a squad car, your lucky hat falls off and lands in the gutter.

    >He takes you away to the precinct. Aryan beauty walks out with tears in her eyes. She heard what happened as every other student did.

    >She spots your hat and dusts it off. She holds it or her chest and cries.

    "Why! Why is this happening? Did you really do it Norman?"

    >You feel ashamed for thinking the worst of him right now. Someone places thee hand your shoulder.

    >It's Brad, he pats you again on it and hold you close to his body.

    >"Don't worry Rarity, I'm here for ya. Come I know a nice quiet place I can take you so you can... Relax."

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