- >Wake up
- >Look in the mirror and see your nasty beard
- "I think I should finally get a shave"
- >You hear a tweet and it sounds like it came from the beard
- >You stick your hand in the beard and feel pinched
- "Ow! Mother trucker"
- >A fucking bird sticks it's head out
- "Yeah I REALLY need to shave
- >You get out of your house and head over to the center of the town
- >You look around and notice that there are no barber shops
- >You see a pony with a mustache
- "Hey, excuse me but I gotta ask you a question. Who is your barber?"
- >The pony looks at you confused
- >You explain to him what a barber is and how they're the the male equivalent to beauticians
- "So how did you get that mustache neatly trimmed?"
- >"Well I usually-"
- >You feel a big rumble
- >Everyp0ny looks around nervously
- >A giant fucking temporal rift opens in the town center
- >You peer inside
- >A fucking mustache hits you on your forehead
- >Soon more start to fly out
- >You run away as fast as you can
- >p0nies are screaming but you give no fuck
- >You see Spike smiling evilly
- >You look back to see the buildings being covered with staches
- >You run off towards to Appleoosa
- >Screams stop
- >You see p0nyville covered in mustaches
- >It keeps expanding
- "Fuck! WHAT HAVE I DONE?"
- >You keep fucking running to get help from Golden Thunder Thighs
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