Title:           Hooves and Hands Ch1
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/PDAkrzeF
First Edit:      Thursday 15th of March 2012 01:38:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 15th of March 2012 01:38:59 PM CDT

>You woke up to the sound of birds
>feels like it's going to be a good day
>you head out of your shed like house to see some fillies and colts playing
Hey hey stay out of my house
>"Don't you mean shed?"
My house may look like a shed but it isn't
>the little ones nod
>you hope they won't break in like the last few times trying to see how you live
>you head over to your job
>personal assistant for Rarity
>you prefer this job over the one with Applejack
>same bossy bitch type but at least you get free clothing
>Spike may hate for taking his side job but you have zero fucks o give to him
>you walk in a little earlier than usual to do your morning routine here
>you like how Rarity has you bathe everyday and wear a clean uniform that she leaves for you in the washroom
Good morning Rarity
>"Good morning Anon"
>Your boss is enjoying sipping some tea
I am going to wash up and get ready for the day
>"Okay darling you go do that"
>you shower up and get dressed
>you head over to Rarity's work area
>"Okay Anon glad you are here"
>you give her a nod showing you are ready
>"I need you to take Sweetie Belle to school than on your way back I need to stop by Twilights and ask her for the book I asked to burrow"
>you write this down on a parchment so you won't fuck up cause this seems like a dozy day
>"Please do stop by Fluttershy's cottage to confirm tomorrows spa day and could you be a dear and fetch me salad ingredients, I seem to run out"
No problem Rarity it’s what you pay me for
>"Thank you darling"
>You give her a smile and head to Sweetie's guest room
>you find it strange how she switches with staying over at Rarity's and her parents house.
Sweetie Belle, it’s time for school, are you ready?
>She walks out her door
>"Ready Anon, let’s go"
>She gives you a smile that just makes you D'aww
So Sweetie Belle how are your friends?
>"Oh well Scootaloo has come up with a plan to get our cutie marks so after school today we are going to do it"
Oh and what did you girls plan this time?
>"Sorry Anon it's a secret"
Okay Sweetie but I think it's best I tell your sister because you may get in trouble
>She gives you a pout as you arrive to school
That doesn't work on me
>Unknown filly: "But this will"
>you turn towards the voice seeing Appleblooms sad face
>your heart shatters...you’re a horrible monster
Okay...I won’t say a thing but do be careful girls
>"We will" they both say as they join Scootaloo
>you head to do the rest of things Rarity order you to do
>as you do your bitch work you can't help but realize how after a year and some months you have adjusted to life in Ponyville
>you walk in with a bag filled with groceries and the book under the same arm
Rarity I am back
>"Good I was beginning to feel famished"
>you watch Rarity lead you to her kitchen
>you place the groceries down in front of her and watch her prepare her lunch
>"Darling you must be hungry, please do sit down and join me for lunch"
>you sit down and watch her place a plate in front of you
>good lord how much you love this customized chair she had made for you
>you stand when she arrives with her plate and sit down once she does
>"My my anon, you surely are learning from me"
Well yes, I do have to be a gentlemen with you Rarity
>she gives you a smile and begins to her salad
>you do the same but a little more quickly than she does
>you strike a small conversation with her about how her orders went
>you made sure not to mention about the CMC's mysterious plans but inform her that Sweetie Belle will be playing today after school
>you both finish eating and you take the plates away to be washed
>you begin to wash the plates
The chef has to be repaid with washed dishes
>"Thank you Anon, I do hope you enjoyed it"
I certainly did Rarity
>"Once you are done, please do come upstairs and help me"
Yes, Rarity
>you go up to her now extremely messy work area
>"Ah Anon now that here I need you to-"
>you listen to her and write that shit down
Okay got it
>you begin doing what she said and waited her to say something
>"Please darling feed Opal right now, I can take it from here"
Okay but is there anything else?
>"No, you can head out now since Sweetie Belle will be with her friends"
Okay Rarity
>after you fed Opal you decide to go see Rainbow Dash
>you walk around looking at each cloud to see that rainbow tail hanging and by luck you find her soon enough
HEY RAINBOW DASH!
>you see her getting up and look down at you
>"Hey Anon, Rarity let you out early?"
Yeah, no need to pick up Sweetie Belle today
>"Okay cool, want to head to a pub right now?"
Sure I could go for a few drinks
>you both head to a nearby pub
>you both sit at a table as a mare trots over to you
Hey Barley Pop, give us the usual
>Barely Pop: "Okay anon and oh btw the way you look great today"
Yeah you too
>she walks away to get your drinks
>Rainbow dash looks at you with a smug smile
What?
>"When are you ever going to date a mare?"
I don't know maybe when I find one I like a lot
>"You know too bad that were bros or else I would have had been riding you for a while"
>wut
What?
>Barley Pop brings you your drinks
>"Yeah well we are sentient beings, we have feelings, and we have the same genital action Anon"
>She sips her beer as you chug yours
Okay well yeah but what do you mean that we could have been together
>"Well I have no romantic feelings toward you as you do the same, it’s that platonic love for each other. We can be bros forever"
Yeah
>you think how you both love each other but it’s not romantic
>"But I think it's about time I got you laid. I mean I can’t be the only one out of us getting it on with girls and guys"
Whoa back the fuck up I prefer girls
>"Ha-ha I know Anon, I am just saying you need a mare"
>you finish your beer and think how maybe it is time to date
>you Rainbow chat for a while longer and drink
>you feel tired so you say bye to your bro
>you bump and head out seeing her flirt with Barley Pop
>you walk home thinking about the pros and cons of dating a pony
>you see your house with a light on than you see it slowly covered in fire
OH SHIT
>you hear a bell go off as you ran to your house
>you hear three familiar fillies scream
>you run right at the door and break it down as you go towards the girls
>you pick them up and run through the fire covered door way doing your best to shelter the girls
>you drop them off as you roll on the ground extinguishing the flames
>the girls are fine and you have some small burns
>Rainbow Dash uses a cloud to rain on your home to only save nothing at all
>CMC burned down your only home that took a while to build
>you walk over to the girls to see them cry and apologize for burning your house
>you learn they were trying to get their cutie marks by doing a makeover for your house
>the one thing that went bad was that when Applebloom was finishing on repairing your floors and tables, a candle fell off and started the fire
Listen girls, thank you for doing something like that nice, even though my house is gone I am just glad you are safe
>they look at you with sad smiles
>you hear Rarity and Applejack in the distance
>Rainbow Dash takes Scootaloo somewhere
>you see Applejack and Rarity hug their sisters
>after they talk to them they approach you as you go through to see by luck if anything was saved
>you found some bits but that was it
>AJ: "I am sorry Anon, I will ensure that Applebloom will be punished and that we help rebuild your home"
>Rarity: "I will help too Anon, I will talk with my parents as to how to deal with Sweetie Belle"
No its okay, I have done it once I can do it again.
>AJ: "No way sugarcube, I will help rebuild as will Applebloom"
>Rarity: "I will help as well, you can stay with me at my boutique till your house is rebuilt"
>such great p0inies they are...makes you feel guilty to call your boss and ex-boss bitches
Thank you
>they smile at you
>suddenly a nurse Red Heart appears
>RH: "Please let me check your burns"
>she checks them out and puts some ointment on them
RH: "Nothing bad but should heal soon"
Thank you Nurse
>she walks away and you head over to Rarity
>"Well Anon, it’s time for sleep"
>The three of you head back to Rarity's house
>Sweetie Belle doesn't say anything
>when you arrive she heads upstairs sniffling
Poor kid, she only wanted to help
>"Thank you Anon for saving them and I really am sorry about your home"
>She has a frown on her face
Hey now, don't make that face. The Rarity I work for is always beautiful and I hate to see you sad
>You noticed Rarity has a blush
Well now that I am staying here, I don't have to worry about being late ha-ha
>Rarity laughs too
>"Listen do not feel unwelcomed, you are a guest at this house and will be treated like one"
Thank you again Rarity
>You give her a smile
>"I am glad that you are not hurt Anon, you are my favorite number one assistant."
>you feel like you feel Spike's heart being destroyed
Uhm Rarity after your spa day with Fluttershy how about you and I go for some dinner together in a restaurant. My bits were saved from the fire and I can have Rainbow Dash look after her while we are gone.
>Rarity blushes and gives you smile
>"I would love to Anon, it's a date"
>you can't help but blush
Is there anything against the boss going out with workers?
>"No darling but do please join in me bed, I cannot have you sleep on the floor"
>you watch her as she goes up towards her bedroom
Well I know I won't be fucking but cuddling is okay
>you go upstairs to join her and that night you had the best sleep ever with a white marshmallow in your arms