Title:           Goodbye Stel
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/1RCsHqaF
First Edit:      Tuesday 9th of October 2012 12:23:19 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 9th of October 2012 12:23:19 AM CDT

>Sad day in Equestria
>You were putting on a suit you haven't worn in a while
>But that's because last time a friend died and it happened again
>Today you are now the last human in Equestria
>Today marks the day you, Anonymous, became alone in a world of ponies
>Many ponies knew your friend, Strel, the man who shared his many adventures in Gryphon kingdom
>He drank some to death, he always would test people
>He fought and loved...well whenever he was under influence
>You walked towards your liquor cabinet and brought your last Strel vodka
>A gift he gave to you before he got sick
>You walked outside and saw it was beautiful outside
>Why does it have to be a sunshine day
>Yet a few raindrops hit your cheeks
>You head over to the funeral
>The priest says a few verses
>A lot of well known ponies and gryphons are here
>He did always like Ponyville they say
>You got up and placed the last vodka bottle in Equestria on his coffin
>He deserves to be drinking it wherever he is going