- >Sad day in Equestria
- >You were putting on a suit you haven't worn in a while
- >But that's because last time a friend died and it happened again
- >Today you are now the last human in Equestria
- >Today marks the day you, Anonymous, became alone in a world of ponies
- >Many ponies knew your friend, Strel, the man who shared his many adventures in Gryphon kingdom
- >He drank some to death, he always would test people
- >He fought and loved...well whenever he was under influence
- >You walked towards your liquor cabinet and brought your last Strel vodka
- >A gift he gave to you before he got sick
- >You walked outside and saw it was beautiful outside
- >Why does it have to be a sunshine day
- >Yet a few raindrops hit your cheeks
- >You head over to the funeral
- >The priest says a few verses
- >A lot of well known ponies and gryphons are here
- >He did always like Ponyville they say
- >You got up and placed the last vodka bottle in Equestria on his coffin
- >He deserves to be drinking it wherever he is going
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