Title:           GTA: AiE Story shorts 1
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/sh5bq6Nb
First Edit:      Thursday 5th of July 2012 01:28:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 5th of July 2012 01:28:53 PM CDT

>You arrive in Equestria
>Instead of meeting mane six you start running around punching ponies
>You run up to a guard and start fighting him
>He uses a baton but you manage to knock it out of his hoof
>You beat him with it earning some wanted level
>A unicorn guard tries to stop you
>You brake his horn with the baton and zap him away with it
>Soon enough a Pegasus has a lantern shining on you
>More guards are coming
>You keep zapping as they surround you
>you jump on some crates and get on a house
>The unicorns keep zapping at you some hitting you
>You finally get some and then suddenly the sun shines at you
>Celestia is in front of you
>You fire the horn non-stop then suddenly a flash
>You see stars and notice you're on the moon
>You die due to lack of air
 
GAME OVER
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>You run over to Granny Smith and start hitting her with a baton
>After you kill her and take her bits a guard comes running to you
>You get ready and as soon as he gets close you swing and knock him down
>You beat him while he is on the floor
>You take his sword and kill him with it
>Guards start to chase you
>You run up and steal a cart
>You run with the cart and go in a cart shop
>You get out of the shop with a new looking cart
>You go by the guards and notice they stopped looking for you
>You go looking for Pinkie Pie to "party"
>You die of a drug overdose
 
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>You beat up the punk with your steel sword
>He dies and you run away
>Your wanted level goes down after some time and you go up to another punk
>You slash him with your sword and he takes his wooden sword
>You kill him with your steel sword
>A guard sneaks up on you and tries to beat you with his iron sword
>You fight him back...with a wooden sword
>It brakes in your hand and you try grabbing the steel sword
>The guard kills you as you grab the steel sword
 
GAME OVER
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>You hop on a train to Canterlot
>Once you were there you left to go see the Princesses
>You walk up to the front of the castle but guards are blocking the way
>You try to past them but they won't move as if frozen in place
>You try to jump over them but you can't
>You really had to see Celestia and Luna
>You take out your sword and try to kill them but they won't die
>Eventually your steel sword breaks so you use the horn you stole
>You zap them until the horn turns to dust
>You start punching them but nothing happens
>You remember you had to go see Twilight for a special badge
 
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