- >You're tired of life
- >People are shit and everything is shit
- >You wish you were in Equestria where you could work hard and see something from it
- >Hell you wouldn't mind working with your second favorite p0ny Applejack
- >You look out the window and see a star
- "I wish I could work with Applejack on the farm...maybe even be Applejack's lover"
- >It flashes beckoning you to walk toward the window
- "What the?"
- >You see it flash a few times
- >Suddenly you're blinded by pure white
- >You rub your eyes then your head
- "What the fuck man"
- >You walk out of the woods and see a familiar red barn
- >Oh could it be?
- >You hear some cheerful whistling coming from the barn
- >You run in it with pure joy
- "APPLEJACK!"
- >"Huh? What the?"
- >You see the...orange...stallion?
- "..."
- >"Well howdy der fella, the name's Applejack but I guess you already knew dat. What's yer name?"
- >You wanted female Applejack not...not this
- >Applejack started to give you bedroom eyes
- >"Why don't you come in feller, we have some good. BIG. juicy apples"
- "I never asked for this"
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