Title:           Fetishshy
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/0y0r1ZB6
First Edit:      Wednesday 14th of March 2012 04:00:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 14th of March 2012 04:00:16 AM CDT

>Wake up
>feel the bed shift a little
>panic mode activated
>jump out of the bed fast as hell
>allclear.jpg
"Wow…I thought someone was on my bed"
>Oh shit you're losing it
>do the usual morning things; fap, shit, piss, fap, shower, and eat
>walk up the stairs
>hear soft hoofbeats
>ninja mode on
>jump off the staircase and into a roll. Look up…no one there, look behind you…same
"Okay I need to get out of the house"
>You walk out the door and lock that bitch
>You rip out a hair and leave it tucked in the door frame
>Manly tears were shed
>you walk over to the park and greeted many ponies on the way
>notice some mares check you out
>awwwyeeaahhh.jpg
>sadly though you noticed that no other female human will ever see your new acquired athletic body
>foreveralone.tif
>”Hey Anon”
>You look around and see it was Twilight that greeted you
"Hey Twilight, need something?"
>Twilight: "Have you seen Fluttershy? I stopped by her cottage this morning and she wasn’t there”
>Gladly your day has not been ruined by one of her ridiculous attempts of shagging with you
"Sorry Twilight I (luckily) haven’t seen her all day"
>Twilight: ”Well okay, if you do see her please tell her that she needs to return some of the books she burrowed”
"Okay Twilight I will"
>You both depart and do your own thing
>Your day just got 20% cooler
>RD: ”Hey Anon, wanna hang for a bit?”
"Sure thing Rainbro, what do you wanna do?"
>RD: ”I was thinking hanging under a tree and just relaxing”
"Sure why not"
>You hang under a tree while your bro relaxes on a branch
>You guys talk for a while till you doze off
>You wake up
>Your bro is right next to you helping you staying warm, what a bro
>You move a little closer to her and Rainbow Dash wakes up with a blush
"Hey thanks for keeping me warm bro"
>RD: ”No problem Anon…just making sure we both stay warm
>you get up and help RD up
>RD: ”Well…uh see ya Anon”
>You noticed that some time has passed since the sun is going to set soon
"Bye Rainbro, see ya another time"
>You bump your fist with her hoof
>”Yeah see ya…bro and be careful, there is a planned storm tonight”
"Thanks for the warning"
>what a bro
>You walk your happy ass back to your home
>you inspect that door with a keen fucking eye
>the hair is still in place as you left
>you walk in and head to the kitchen
>you noticed for some odd reason an apple is out in the middle of the table
>you shrugged it off and figured you left it there that morning
>you head over to your couch and hear a page turn
>the room suddenly feels cold
"Burr…why is it cold?"
>as you sit down on the couch you see a book open to a random page
>you pick it up and see what it was left on
>the pros of a human having sex with a Pegasus written and published by Fluttershy
>oh shit it suddenly feels more colder
>you look around for any open windows
>you hear the creaking of the floor board
"…but I stopped moving…"
>suddenly your zipper goes down
"OH SHIT!"
>your pants fall on the ground
>you feel like a fool and try picking them up but you're suddenly knocked down to the ground
"Oh shit, oh shit"
>than it all clicked
"FLUTTERSHY! Ghosts are not my fetish!"
>silence fills the room and you no longer feel pressure
>then you jump once you hear lightning
>you see a shadow of a pony on your wall
"Man that is creepy, please leave Fluttershy and…"
>wait…how is she a ghost…OH SHIT
>Ghost FS: ”I am sorry…Anon…I…thought it was your…”
>You can barely hear her but god damn that sends shivers down your spine
"Okay listen Fluttershy, I will head over to Twilight’s and see if she can help you"
>because the last thing you need is to be haunted by her
>Fucking Fluttershy