- >Day teeth in Equestria
- >You had set an appointment to get your teeth cleaned
- >The dentist was a pony named Colgate, how very fitting
- >You open the door and approach the check-in counter
- "Hi, I'm Anonymous. I had an appointment with Doctor Colgate"
- >The assistant pops her gum and with a bored expression tells you to go into the room on the left
- >"He'll be there shortly"
- >You sit in the chair and look around the room, it had usual dentist stuff
- >You hear the door close and see a blue mare
- >"Hello there Anonymous, I'm Doctor Colgate"
- "Uh...I was told you were a stallion..."
- >"Oh haha, my assistant goofs up with her "he and shes"
- >Sounds legit
- >She quickly looks over a clipboard and tosses it over her shoulder
- >She then applies the mask over your face
- >The gas dispels into your nostrils causing you to barely get any word out
- "But Doctor...why...uh"
- >You wake up very cold from the waist down
- >The window is open and your pants are around your ankles
- >Suddenly the door bursts open
- >A heaving bald pony with glasses is there
- >"Darnnit she escaped again. AIDE! Tell the Mayor that Minuette is loose again"
- "Wait what's happening?
- >"I hate tell to you this...but...you just got raped"
- "WHAT!"
- >"I'm the real Doctor Colgate"
- >You just lost your pony virginity
- >"Would you like a sucker?"
- Fucking ponies
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