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Bowling fun AiE

By: RnR66 on Jun 1st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.37 KB  |  hits: 110  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Hanging out with your friends on a lazy afternoon
  2. >Twilight stops everyone
  3. >Twilight: "Hey look everyone! The bowling alley is having a discount tonight for groups of 7 or more ponies"
  4. >Pinkie Pie: "Oh I haven't bowled in weeks!"
  5. >Pinkie bounced away from the group
  6. >Applejack: "Looks like were bowling tonight girls"
  7. >You fucking hate when they do that
  8. >After paying and getting to your respective lane something occurred in your mind when you looked beside your chair
  9. "Hey Twilight?"
  10. >Twilight: "Yes Anon?"
  11. >You pick up the bowling ball and examine it even closer
  12. "If ponies have hoofs then why does this blowling ball have holes in it for fingers?"
  13. >Twilight: "Well you see An-"
  14. >There was a big rumble
  15. >RD: "Woah! Who did a huge strike?"
  16. >Soon a temporal rift opened in front of your lane
  17. >You peeked inside it only to see nothing but white
  18. >Something flew past you and smashed into Derpy's head
  19. >You looked at what crushed Derpy's skull and saw it is a bowling ball
  20. >You hear Fluttershy scream and see bowling balls flying out of the temporal rift
  21. >The rift widening and sending more huge orbs of death
  22. >You fucking run
  23. >You hear screams behind you as you run out of the bowling alley
  24. >You run faster once you hear the screaming stop
  25. >You turn back and stop
  26. >The building exploded and sent the huge fake bowling ball sign flying towards you
  27. "WHAT HAVE I DON-"
  28.  
  29. The End