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(BP) iPhone pony

By: RnR66 on May 22nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.14 KB  |  hits: 18  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are on your way to your mom's house to visit, she wanted to spend time with you. It has been a long time since you actually had a chance to actually have a conversation with her.
  2. >The road you are on is closed off due to some flooding. Well luckily you have your awesome new iPhone.
  3. "Hey iPhone! Open google maps and look for an alternative route to my mom's house."
  4. >A little white pony pops her head out from your shirt pocket. She has a big smile on her face because you are in need of her help.
  5. >"Okay Anonymous! Dont worry I got this!"
  6. >She does a salute and her eyes glow. The map shows up in hologram form but made to a small scale so it won't interfere with your driving. Her body started to feel little hot in your shirt pocket.
  7. >"Turn left on Kildare Ave. and head straight for two miles."
  8. "Thanks iPhone"
  9. >She guides to your mom's house. You get out of the car and knock on your mom's door.
  10. >You have a nice time with your mom talking about various things. You grab iPhone and put her on the table.
  11. "Mom this is iPhone, the lastest in AI technology."
  12. >iPhone gives your mother a bow and greets her.
  13. >"Its a pleasure to meet you Mrs. anonymous."