Title:           Aww shit Anon
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/NR2ds8zM
First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of March 2012 10:22:55 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 27th of March 2012 10:22:55 AM CDT

>you have been in ponyville for 3 months
>all you have done after your active first week was read
>you have never left the library
>you have made Twilight's couch your own
>you never accepted Applejack's job offer
>you never went to the bar with Rainbow Dash because you didn't have any money
>you never leave the house so Flutterkink leaves you alone
>you never sweat because it is always cool in the library
>you never do anything but read, eat,and shit so Celestia leaves you alone
>you never help any ponies out so no trouble ever follows you
>you don't get out much so many p0nies forgot about you
>you haven't showered in three months
>surprisingly you don't smell
>you are a lazy bastard
>you are Anon Y. Mous