- >you have been in ponyville for 3 months
- >all you have done after your active first week was read
- >you have never left the library
- >you have made Twilight's couch your own
- >you never accepted Applejack's job offer
- >you never went to the bar with Rainbow Dash because you didn't have any money
- >you never leave the house so Flutterkink leaves you alone
- >you never sweat because it is always cool in the library
- >you never do anything but read, eat,and shit so Celestia leaves you alone
- >you never help any ponies out so no trouble ever follows you
- >you don't get out much so many p0nies forgot about you
- >you haven't showered in three months
- >surprisingly you don't smell
- >you are a lazy bastard
- >you are Anon Y. Mous
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