Title:           Applejack eats yo' dick
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/fDZ5A5uy
First Edit:      Friday 20th of April 2012 08:11:10 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 20th of April 2012 08:11:10 PM CDT

>Day 66 in Equestria
>You feel cold in your little shack
>Time to steal some apples
>You head out and head over to Sweet Apple Acres
>You spot a rainbow tail hanging off a cloud
Hey Rainbow Dash
>"Yeah?"
Mind raining on me?
>"Sure, whatever"
>She washes away any filth off of you
>You feel cold but fuck it
Thanks
>"No problem"
>You squeeze out some water out of your clothing
>You sneak on to the farm
>Everything is going well so far
>You fill your coat with apples
>Time to go
>"Where do you think you're going?"
>You turn around and see a pony shotgun aimed at you
>Shit
Uh...It’s not what it looks like?
>"Lying ain't helping ya"
>Fuck
Uh Applejack this isn't you...
>"I know...you have till the count of three till I start shooting"
>You get ready to run
>"Run"
>You turn around feeling fear pumping you to run
>"Three"
>All you feel is pain in your head and back
>You black out
*******
>You wake up
>Oh god the pain
>You look around
>Darkness
>So much pain
>You try to move but you can't
Arrgggghhhh
>"Quiet down there"
>Applejack...you bitch
YOU CHEAT!
>"I cheat? I CHEAT? YOU BEEN STEALING OUR APPLES...OUR HARD WORK..."
>You see her come out of the shawdows with an angry expression
Look I’m sorry…I DIDN’T MEAN TO STEAL!...I have no job…I would have died STARVING!
>”You shouldn’t have done that”
>She spits to the floor
>”Now…you’re varmint…and what we do with varmint…we eat them”
>OH GOD
NO! PLEASE NO! I PROMISE I WON’T EVER STEAL AGAIN! I WON’T TELL ANYONE! JUST LET ME GO PLEASE!
>She gives you a smile
>”I’m sorry Anon…if you wanted work we could have given it to you. What a shame”
>You look into her eyes…
FUCK YOU!
>You just piss her off
>She turns around and buck you in the stomach
>More pain
AARRRGGGGHHHHH!
>She just laughs
>You hear movement
>The room is brighter
>Big Mac in an apron comes toward you
>BM: “Hmmmm”
Big Mac…Bro? Dude this isn’t like you…
>BM: “Nnnnope”
Then let me LEAVE DUDE!
>BM: “Nnnope”
>He just laughs and heads through the door
>You examine the room more
>There is a meat grinder and a table with a tub on it
>Applejack and Big MacIntosh come back in the room
Why would you do this?
>AJ: “For your meat”
>But p0nies don’t eat meat
I taste chewy…might as well let me live
>You try to give them a grin
>BM: “Nnnope”
>AJ: “Nice try sugarcube”
>She has a saddlebag filled with different types of knives
>Big Mac has some as well in a saddlebag
>Fuck…
>Applejack takes out a knife
>Your heart starts to beat faster
>You suddenly realized that you’re nude
PLEASE APPLEJACK! DON’T KILL ME! PLEASE!
>Your heart beats even faster and your eyes fill with tears
>You see Applejack swing the knife down in front of you
>She cut off your dick
ARRRGGGGGHHHHHH! *GASP* AARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH! YOU CRAZY BITCH! *GASP* ARRRRGGGHHHHH
>She puts the knife away in her saddlebag and picks up your chopped off dick
>AJ: “Fanks Sugarfube”
>She leaves you with your dick in your mouth
>You scream some more and then look at Big Mac
>BM: “Bye-bye Anon”
>He stabs a knife into your heart
>You feel coldness coming over you
>Your one regret is…
The End