- >Day burrito in Equestria
- >You just ate a big bean veggie burrito
- "Fuck that was good"
- >You slouch in the chair and unbutton your pants. You grab the paper and read the latest gossip
- >There is a grumble in your stomach
- "Oh, looks like the brown train is coming"
- >You quickly get up as the grumbling gets worst
- "Its gonna be a doozy"
- >The bathroom is upstairs but you can make it. You feel the urge to fart and decide to risk it
- >A tiny squeak comes out along with a wet sensation
- >Fuck
- >You sprint upstairs but halfway your pants cause you to trip
- >You somehow manage to fall back and roll down the stairs
- >There is shit smears on you, the walls, and on the steps
- "You gotta be fucking kidding me"
- >Your legs are up in the air and suddenly you feel a hot liquid dripping out of your asshole
- >Your back feels warm and the smell of your own feces is in the air
- >The front door opens revealing a familar yellow pegasus
- >"Oh hey Anon are you making buritos?"
- >She just stares at the mess
- >And shuts the door
- >Today was a really shitty day
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