Title:           Anon eats a burrito (AiE)
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/dA8CLvwc
First Edit:      Friday 9th of November 2012 05:40:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 9th of November 2012 05:40:59 PM CDT

>Day burrito in Equestria
>You just ate a big bean veggie burrito
"Fuck that was good"
>You slouch in the chair and unbutton your pants. You grab the paper and read the latest gossip
>There is a grumble in your stomach
"Oh, looks like the brown train is coming"
>You quickly get up as the grumbling gets worst
"Its gonna be a doozy"
>The bathroom is upstairs but you can make it. You feel the urge to fart and decide to risk it
>A tiny squeak comes out along with a wet sensation
>Fuck
>You sprint upstairs but halfway your pants cause you to trip
>You somehow manage to fall back and roll down the stairs
>There is shit smears on you, the walls, and on the steps
"You gotta be fucking kidding me"
>Your legs are up in the air and suddenly you feel a hot liquid dripping out of your asshole
>Your back feels warm and the smell of your own feces is in the air
>The front door opens revealing a familar yellow pegasus
>"Oh hey Anon are you making buritos?"
>She just stares at the mess
>And shuts the door
>Today was a really shitty day