Title:           AiE Thread Bump 3
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/GdmY8Ezj
First Edit:      Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 05:59:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 3rd of July 2012 05:59:10 AM CDT

>You're enjoying a nice bowl of oatmeal
>A knock on the door calls your attention
>You open it to see the end of a shotgun
>The Apple siblings and their spouses are there with angry scowls on their faces except Applebloom
>Applebloom just looks sad
>BM: "Either you hitch or get killed"
>You facepalm remembering how you banged their teenage little sister a while back at a party
>You agree and marry Applebloom
>You happily live with the Apples on their farm
>Months later Apple gives birth...to an egg
>The egg hatched revealing a green and red baby dragon
>You take Applebloom to the pony version of Maury
>You hear the results and watch Applebloom run away to the back
>You dance the dance of victory into the sunset