- >You're enjoying a nice bowl of oatmeal
- >A knock on the door calls your attention
- >You open it to see the end of a shotgun
- >The Apple siblings and their spouses are there with angry scowls on their faces except Applebloom
- >Applebloom just looks sad
- >BM: "Either you hitch or get killed"
- >You facepalm remembering how you banged their teenage little sister a while back at a party
- >You agree and marry Applebloom
- >You happily live with the Apples on their farm
- >Months later Apple gives birth...to an egg
- >The egg hatched revealing a green and red baby dragon
- >You take Applebloom to the pony version of Maury
- >You hear the results and watch Applebloom run away to the back
- >You dance the dance of victory into the sunset
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