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AiE Nightmare Night

By: RnR66 on Oct 27th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.96 KB  |  hits: 177  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Today was your first Nightmare Night, the pony version of Halloween
  2. >There is a knock on your door
  3. >You adjust your costume and open the door expecting to see happy trick o' treaters...but instead you get Rarity and Sweetie Belle
  4. >SB: "Nightmare Night! What a fright! Give me something sweet to bite!"
  5. >You drop a handful of candy into her bag
  6. "Nice costume Sweetie Belle, I'm digging the robot look on you"
  7. >SB: "Thanks Mr. Anonymous! My sister Rarity helped me make it"
  8. >She gave off a big noticeable smile behind her metallic looking mask
  9. >Rarity: "I must say it is my best costume this year! Well other than The Pony Torch costume I made for Derpy."
  10. >She bears a proud smile which then turns to a confused look
  11. >Rarity: "I have to ask you Anonymous...what is exactly your costume?"
  12. >You give her your proud smile now
  13. "I'm a horse's ass, I made it myself"
  14. >Rarity quickly earmuffs Sweetie Belle and gives off a pissed off look
  15. >Rarity: "Watch what you say around the children Anon!"
  16. "Oh sorry, I forgot"
  17. >Rarity: "Well then why are you the bottom half of a cave pony?"
  18. "Oh well Lyra and I thought it would be fun to do one of those cheesy couple things. So we decided to dress up as a big horse, she is the top half"
  19. >Rarity gives you a weird look while Sweetie Belle is eating some candy oblivious to what is happening around her
  20. >Rarity: "Okay Anonymous...goodbye. Have a fun Nightmare Night"
  21. >Sweetie Belle: "Bye Mr. Anonymous"
  22. "See ya"
  23. 1/4
  24.  
  25. >You close the door and turn to see Lyra with her front half of the costume
  26. >Lyra: "Hey ready?"
  27. "Yeah"
  28. >You bend down and grab onto Lyra while she stands up
  29. "Hah! Perfe-"
  30. >You both fall over, Lyra kicks a hoof into your nuts and you accidentally jab a finger into her eyes
  31. >"What's going on down here?"
  32. >Both  of you are groaning in pain
  33. >Bon Bon: "Anonymous...Lyra...what am I going to do with the both of you?"
  34. "The first thing is getting me ice..ugh..."
  35. >Bon Bon went to the kitchen and came back with a bag of ice
  36. >Bon Bon: "What happened now"
  37. >Lyra: "I don't know what went wrong. Anon was the bottom half and I was the top half"
  38. >Bon Bon: "Lyra...Anonymous should be the front and you the back"
  39. >Both of you start to feel like idiots
  40. >You look at Lyra and she looks at you
  41. Both of you: "Let's switch"
  42. >After icing the family jewels and switching costumes, Lyra and you head out with Bon Bon to enjoy Nightmare Night
  43. >Bon Bon's costume was sort of annoying with the sound it made
  44. "Bon Bon, next year choose fabric instead of ACTUAL candy wrapper, your costume is loud"
  45. >BB: "I wanted it to be very realistic, also Rarity charges a bit too much in my opinion"
  46. "Yeah whatever"
  47. >You don't like Rarity
  48. 2/4
  49.  
  50. >The night started off pretty well, bobbed some apples, tossed spiders, and creeped out everyone with your horse costume
  51. >You were about to toss the another spider when thunder cracked in the sky
  52. >You look up and see an army in the sky
  53. "Fuck"
  54. >Everyone is freaking out
  55. >Right away you pick up Lyra and Bon Bon with the speed of black man running away from child support and run to safety
  56. >Suddenly something lands in front of causing you to fall back
  57. >Its Nightmare Moon
  58. >NM: "PONIES OF PONYVILLE! TONIGHT IS THE START OF A NEW...*sniff*...WHAT IS THAT SMELL! WHO IS COOKING ASPARGUS?"
  59. >Shit, you peed your pants
  60. >Suddenly in a poof of smoke the entire army behind Nightmare disappeared
  61. >NM: "DID THOU JUST URINATE HIS TROUSERS?"
  62. "Ahhh...yeah"
  63. >Everyone just gives off disgusted looks
  64. >Lyra: "That's gross Anon"
  65. >Nightmare Moon then in a poof of smoke becomes Princess Luna
  66. >PL: "WE APOLI-ahem We apologize if our charade was terrifying"
  67. >It was actually the surprising thunder landing that got you
  68. "I-I had too much punch and you caught me off guard"
  69. >P: "We see...well...the night is still young. WELL NOW EVERYP0NY, LETS HAVE SOME FUN"
  70. >You get up and head back home with Lyra
  71. >Bon Bon stayed behind to enjoy the party
  72. >Lyra: "Hey listen Anon, it could have happened to anyone"
  73. "Yeah, well it happened to ME! My first Nightmare Night and I pee in front of the whole town"
  74. >Lyra: "Don't worry I think everyp0ny will understand...that you didn't know about Luna's shows"
  75. 3/4
  76.  
  77. "What? She does this every year?"
  78. >You both go inside your home
  79. "You could have told me"
  80. >Lyra: "I forgot about it, I'm sorry"
  81. >She rubs agaisnt your hand then backs away
  82. "Is it strong?"
  83. >Lyra: "Yeah...when did you eat asparagus?"
  84. "Beats me, look I am gonna go shower"
  85. >You go up stairs and take off the ruined costume
  86. >Sliding the curtain, you can't help but wonder what the Princess of the Night thinks about the only human in Equestria
  87. >You turn on the water and feel how cold it as first then how warms it gets
  88. >You go in and grab a bar of soap
  89. >Suddenly the curtain slides and you see Lyra
  90. >Lyra: "Room for one more?"
  91. "Yeah"
  92. >She gets in and joins you
  93. >While the two of you were making squash soup, you both failed to hear the sound of clopping
  94. >The Princess of the Night was certainly impressed of the only human in Equestria that night
  95. 4/4
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