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(AiE) Birthday Roll

By: RnR66 on Apr 8th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.97 KB  |  hits: 26  |  expires: Never
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  2. >You are Anonymous and a year ago on your birthday on December 15th you made a wish that changed your life.
  3. >The wish was for you to live in Equestria. Well your wish was granted and now it has been a year filled with so many memories of the Mane Six, Princesses, and Discord.
  4. >Discord was your best friend, everyday he would hang with you and make you laugh.
  5. >He was a pretty cool guy.
  6. >Today you woke up to an amazing party done by Discord and Pinkie Pie
  7. >Right now you were outside getting more firewood. You find Discord with a scarf on standing in your way.
  8. >"Hey Anon"
  9. "Uh hey Discord"
  10. >His cheeks are really red
  11. "Hey we should head back inside, your face is red."
  12. >He gives a nervous laugh and snaps his fingers. The firewood in your hands disappear.
  13. "Thanks, come on let's go back with the others"
  14. >Your feet make a crunching sound as you walk on the snow, Discord stops you by grabbing both your shoulders. He towers over you a little.
  15. "Hey is something wrong?"
  16. >He looks into your eyes and you hear a weird sound. You look down and see half of a dragons dick slipping out of what looks like a vagina.
  17. "WHAT THE HELL?!"
  18. >You jump back as Discord covers himself
  19. >"Sorry, it's just I've been wanting to tell you this for a while but I...I love you Anonymous"
  20. >You were speechless
  21. >"You see you aren't like other ponies, you have some balance of chaos around you."
  22. >You finally form words in your mouth
  23. "Dude what the fuck? I don't like you like that"
  24. >You were goin to pass h but he grabs you by your arms
  25. >"How can't you like me! I been there for you everyday! I saved your life TWICE! I can bend things to my will Anon."
  26. "Well sorry but you can't control me"
  27. >You yank your arm from his grasp and head back to the party
  28. >Discords eyes turn red and he lets out a growl
  29. >"IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU THAN NO ONE WILL!"
  30. >You turn around see Discord's mouth unhinge and open up. You try to grab his muzzle but you were too late.
  31. >Slowly you were being eaten and crushed in his esophagus as he swallows you.
  32. >Bad end
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