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AiE Beverage short stories

By: RnR66 on Jul 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.11 KB  |  hits: 86  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You're chilling in Fluttershy's house
  2. >Soon enough the girls breakdown the door
  3. >They rush towards you and start to fight over you
  4. "Ladies please contain yourselves"
  5. >They ignore you and soon enougy Rainbow Dash has you in the air
  6. >Your nozzle gets pulled too hard and you start pouring yourself all over the girls
  7. >You empty out in Pinkie's mouth
  8. >The smell of sweat and your liquid is in the air
  9. >You are a jug of water
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  11. >Day Cider in Equestria
  12. >You're sitting on the table newly born after your god Applejack made you
  13. >Some stallions that look a like come in with evil grins
  14. >You hope they don't bother you before the ritual
  15. >They pour something in you
  16. >Instantly you feel sick
  17. >They laugh evilly and leave
  18. >The orange god comes and picks you up
  19. "NO! I am sick! I must be dranked pure!"
  20. >She ignores you and drinks you
  21. >Suddenly you clatter on the floor
  22. >You see your god foam at the mouth
  23. >Your last moments weren't being drinked in heaven but wasting on the floor of hell
  24. >Today was the day you killed god
  25. >Bad End
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