Title: A Pony (Anon) in (Human) Equestria 5 Author: RnR66 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/cAnhNR5g First Edit: Friday 27th of April 2012 07:02:09 PM CDT Last Edit: Friday 27th of April 2012 07:02:09 PM CDT Continuing of http://pastebin.com/nfUnJrdg   >You wake up >It's day 3 in human Equestria >You find yourself feeling snuggly warm >Someone left a blanket on you >Must have been Twilight >You hear voices coming from the kitchen >You get up and fold the blanket >There is nothing here of yours so you gotta keep your distance >You smell your breath >Not that bad >You walk into the kitchen to find Twilight and Rarity chatting while Spike is washing dishes >Rarity: "and that is why I needed this book Twilight" Hello ladies >You give them a nice smile >Twilight and Spike: "Morning Anon" >Rarity: "Good morning Anon, why could you come over here?" Uh sure 1/x   >You go over to where Rarity is >She grabs you and has a brush magically appear in her claw >Rarity: "Hold still dear, your mane is just too messy to be out like that" >She brushes your mane while she continues to talk to Twilight >You don't care much to the fact she is using you as a toy since she sometimes places your face close to her boobs >You think you may have developed something for these human girls chests >Rarity: "Anon, I need you to come visit my boutique today" No can do, I am visiting my dad >Rarity: "I understand...but please do come to my shop today before you go" Rarity I just can't >Rarity grabs you and smothers you in a hug >Your face just squishes against her chest >Oh squishy goodness >Rarity: "Please Anon do stop by, no questions asked for why I need to measure you, okay?" Yeah fine whatever you want >Confound these boobs they drive you to agree >Rarity lets go of you >No, please more squishy goodness >Rarity: "I must go now, I have much to do. Thank you for the tea and lending me this book Twilight" >Twilight: "No problem Rarity, I'll take Anon to your boutique" 2/x   >You give your good-bye to Rarity Okay so first I have to eat then we gotta get that done with Rarity quickly so I can finally see my dad >Twilight: "Yes, well here" >She has a plate that has a salad float over to you >Twilight: "Here we made you a fruit salad with lettuce bits" >You quickly stuff the salad down your throat Done, now lets get out of here >Twilight: "In a moment Anon, Rarity won't be at her shop for quite a while" *Sigh* But Twili- >Soon your face is in Twilight's chest >Twilight: "Calm down Anon, I know you feel like we have limited time but I am sure your father will still be alive" >Boobs or not, you're not letting that go NO 3/x   >Twilight: "What?" >She release you from her boobs I said no Twilight, now I am heading to my father with or without you >You storm out of the kitchen >You go for the door knob >You can't open it for some odd reason ...Twilight can open the door for me? >Twilight uses her magic to open the door for you ...thank you >Your glad that she doesn't stop you >You head out and look around >Okay you know that Pinkie's house is that way and that the Spa is that way ...buck it >You go off in one direction to the town and hope for the best >You wander a bit >Seems these human remember what you are but leave you alone 4/x   >Suddenly something hits you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLZwxD8kwc8 >You glare at the small human >Small human: "Hey you dumb p0ny watch where you're going" >Small human used slap >You dodge >You use "shock" Hey! Watch where YOU'RE going! >The small human just stares at you >small human: "Uh...what" >She faints >Critical effect >Well now what? >You drag the human and lay her on her scooter >You push her to the side 5/x   >You notice humans giving you fishy looks >You may be in trouble Uh she heard me speak and she fainted >They just give you that look >Seems they don't trust you >Some human with a flower in her mane picks up the little girl and her scooter >"Just go you monster" I'm not a monster and she she just got shocked that I can talk >She glares at you and takes the little girl away >Some humans just look at you and go back to their own things What just happened? >You go around hoping to find Rarity's house or find your parents house 6/x   >You wander off more >"Anon? Oh you're by yourself" >You look towards who said your name >By luck it's Rarity Oh I was looking for your house Rarity >Rarity: "You're standing in front of it actually" >You look at a strange building Oh okay >You follow Rarity inside >She places bags on a table >Rarity: "Anon please stand over there" >You stand to where she pointed >For the next half hour or so Rarity measures you >Rarity: "And done, thank you Anon" Yeah uh thanks >You get off the platform 7/x   >You feel a little strange >You really think Rarity meant to wrap her measuring tape around your waist tugging your penis a bit So what was this for? >Rarity: "I'm making a gift for you" Oh thank you >You don't mind if she really wanted to tug your penis a bit >Rarity is a nice human >You see a flash of purple >It's Twilight >Twilight: "Hope I am not intruding but Anon if you're done we can go see your father" >FINALLY! Okay well thank you Rarity but I have to go now >Twilight: "But first we got to see the Doctor" >DARRNIT OH COME ON! 8/x   >Twilight: "Sorry but we need to give him a heads up about our mission" Fine whatever >You're mad but you're getting used to feeling mad around Twilight >You leave Rarity's shop and follow Twilight to a house >Beside the house is a blue shed >You read Police Call Box on it >Twilight knocks not on the house but on the blue shed >Doctor: "Coming" >You wait and hear sounds of things being moved >The door opens revealing a man in a suit >Doctor: "Oh Twilight, it's good to see you. Come in, come in" >You follow Twilight inside >Doctor: "Why whats with the p0ny?" Uhm, hi. I'm Anonymous >Doctor: "Ooh that's interesting now isn't it, I haven't come across a talking p0ny before. Where are you from?" 9/x   >Twilight: "Anon is not from this world but from a parallel world where the opposite is p0ny versions of us" >Doctor: "But that's impossible. The world would rip with him being here in ours and traveling from world to world is impossible without having both worlds cancelling each other out" >Twilight: "It seems Anon has switched with his human Anon somehow. He doesn't know how he got here actually" >Doctor: "Interesting, well...I cannot help because the Tardis does not have enough power to take him to and back. Also we would have to do it at approximate time with our parallel selves" >Twilight: "No worry actually because there may be a way to power up the Tardis and have you come back" >Doctor: "Interesting, how will you do this?" She doesn't know >Twilight glares at you and goes on explaining on her findings 10/x   >For the next hour they discuss boring things about how to get you and your other Anonymous safely into the correct worlds >Twilight: "Well I do think it's time for us to go. Uhm Anon needs to see his sick father" >Doctor: "Okay well I'll be glad to assist you on your quest to getting back home Anon. Just tell me when you're going to Canterlot and I'll head with you" >Twilight: "Thank you Doctor" Thanks, it means a lot really >You both leave his hous-wait a minute Wait! How is it possible that the inside is bigger than the outside? >Doctor: "Haha took you a while, well the Tardis, my home and baby, means Time and Relative Dimension in Space" >You're confused and you wasted enough of your time and they have as well Okay awesome well we gotta go >Doctor: "Buh-bye" Yeah bye bye >The moment has finally come Twilight lets go see my dad ****** End of Chapter 5