Title:           (PiE)You're a bitch Pat
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/fsaYsxYF
First Edit:      Friday 3rd of May 2013 12:14:21 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 3rd of May 2013 12:14:21 AM CDT

"You're a bitch."
>Pat: "I'm not a bitch."
>You look at your girlfriend Fluttershy to help you confirm that Pat is a bitch.
"Hey, babe. Right that Pat is a bitch?"
>She looks at you and sees you give her a wink.
>Flutters: "Pat... You're a bitch."
>She goes back to watching television. Pat is very annoyed that the nicest girl in the world just called him a bitch.
>Pat looks at his girl Octavia.
>Pat: "Tavi, I am not a bitch right?"
>She looks at him with a blank expression.
>Tavi: "You are not A bitch... You're my bitch."
>Pat: "Aaaahhh!"
>He gets up and leaves the room. Octavia giggles at him throwing a tantrum in the kitchen.
"You think he is mad?"
>Tavi: Nah, he is a big boy."
>The three of them continue watching what is on t.v.
>Fluttershy: "He does look like a bitch."
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    >Flutters: "Excuse me, pardon me. Sorry."
    "Whoops sorry my ass got in the way."
    >You, Fluttershy, Pat, and Octavia are getting your seats. You guys are going to watch a romantic comedy.
    >Right now music is playing with Coke Questions and ads playing.
    >Finally all four of you find your seats. You sit in bewteen Fluttershy and Octavia. Pat was at the end sitting next to Octavia.
    >You grab some popcorn and toss it into your mouth one by one. You offer Fluttershy some and see she digs in with her head.
    >A sexy dangerous idea comes to mind. Luckily you have a pocket knife and saw that Dave Chappelle skit.
    >Once it gets dark you'll act your plan in action but right now you're waiting for one to act now.
    >Pat: "Hey Anon, it was nice of you to pay for us to go watch this movie."
    "No problem man, we're all great friends."
    >Pat: "Yeah, I gotta say I found it odd you wanted us to come early."
    "Well I wanted us to-"
    >Pat: "YOU MOTHER FUCKER!"
    >Right on the screen was a paid ad of a picture of Pat with a quote of him saying "I'm a bitch"
    "Haha calm down Pat"
    >Fluttershy looked amused while Octavia looked annoyed.
    >Pat: "Did you seriously bought ad space and bought us movie tickets for this?"
    >You toss some popcorn in your mouth and answer him with your mouth full.
    "Yeah."
    >He just storms off but than comes back.
    >Pat: "I'm only staying because its already been paid for and I really wanted to see this."
    >Octavia turns to you and slaps you.
    >Tavi: "Too far."
    "Worth it."
    >The theater darkens and you pull out your pocket knife. Time for Plan Snake in the Bucket.