Title:           (BP) Pat's new alarm
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/nmPGQzbR
First Edit:      Saturday 18th of January 2014 10:40:14 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 18th of January 2014 10:40:14 AM CDT

>So all of your friends have been getting new program ponies, from Firefox to Steam. You've been wanting one as well for company because you're all alone.
>You head down to your local pawn shop to see if someone turned one in. The bell rings as you walk inside the musty shop.
>The owner eyes you and looks up.
>"Can I help you?"
"Uh, yeah. Do you have any program ponies?"
>"Yeah, some guy just sold me his. This one isn't a popular one. It does one thing only."
"What does it do?"
>Shit, you'll take anything that's cheap.
>"It plays the cello. Just that. I'll sell it to you for two hundred dollars."
"... I'll take it!"
>The owner heads in the back and pulls out a grey pony with a black mane.
>"Here ya go."
>You hand the shop owner the money and he gives you the deed to the android.
>The owner shows you how to activate her and where her charger is.
>The pony opens her eyes and looks around.
>"Hello. It seems I was sold to someone new."
>The owner points to you with his thumb.
>"This is him."
"Uh, Hi. I'm Pat."
>"Hello, Pat. What would you like to name me?"
"Uhm, I'm going with Octavia. That's cool?"
>"Octavia is what you wish then it is Octavia."
>She looks around and sees something is missing.
>"My cello?"
>The owner remembers what else came with her both it is a nice cello.
>"That's gonna cost ya fifty extra."
>Well shit you need that fifty for booze.
"Uh..."
>"Please Master Pat, I would like my cello. It's the one thing I have in this world."
>Her artificial eyes just look so damn cute.
"Fine, I'll take it."
>You give the shop keep the fifty and he brings out a big cello. Octavia carries it on her back.
>"Thank you, Master."
"It's fine, but I expect to be awaken by cello as an alarm clock."
>"Then I shall wake up playing a beautiful melody."
>You lead her to your car and drive off home with your new program pony.
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