Title: (AiE) Oneshits Author: RnR66 Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/s2ReyrZY First Edit: Tuesday 11th of June 2013 10:02:21 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 11th of June 2013 10:02:21 PM CDT "Bon Bon! Bonny!" >"What! Are we under attack again?" >You hop in place in front of her with so much excitement fueling you. "I just had sex! And it felt so good!" >She gives you a disgusted look. >"Ew! Keep that to yourself, Lyra!" "I can't hold it in! I just want to tell the world I had sex with Anon! For an entire hour!" >Bon Bon laughs and sits on the floor. >"I highly doubt that, it was probably like 5 minutes." >You grab her shoulders and stare her dead in the eyes. "He fucked me silly for a hour. Believe it." >"Lyra, please. I don't think that's possible. He would die of dehydration." "I'm telling you! Humans can last possibly up to hours!" >She gets up and walks back into her room. >"Let's eat dinner once you stop having a giggle." >She goes back to her room. If she won't believe you then the purple princess will. >You go out and down the road to the library. Once there you barge in, Twilight is laying down reading a book. >It slides from under her with a swift flick of your foreleg. "I need you to help me convince people that Anon the human can fuck for a hour." >She blushes with a little light chuckle. >"Lyra those aren't the kind of things a mare should say so loudly." "Listen, last night I had a date with Anon. At the end of it we went to his bed, he stuffed some fingers in me and did some tricks for a bit. But here is the most important part, his dick went in and out of me for a hour." >"Lyra, two things. I don't want to hear about your sexcapades and Anon would have dehydrated." "That's what Bon Bon said, she said he would die. And I disagree with her on that and I disagree with you as well." >"Well glad to see she has some brain on her shoulders. But he wouldn't die from it." "Look follow me! Now!" >"Lyra, I-" "Grah!" >You pick her up with your magic and launch her towards Anon's house. She tries to use her wings to glide to safety but instead flies inside Anon's house. 1/3   >Quickly you run to his house and find him exiting with Twilight who is apologizing for breaking into his home. >"Again, I am so sorry. I just don't know what is up with her today to make her think she can toss somep0ny into some other being's house." >Anon just nods and walks her out. By now he has spotted you. "Anon! Anon! Unzip your dick!" >He raises his eyebrow in confusion as he sees you run faster than a zebra. You stop in time before you nearly knock into him. "Get your pants down and fuck me silly like last night! Now!" >"What are you talking about?" "Come on, I want to show them your talent!" >By now other ponies have gathered to see your science experiment. >"Lyra! Stop! What the hell are you doing?" >You try to fiddle with his zipper to get his diddle out but you're not succeeding with these darn hooves. Oh, wait you're a unicorn. >With the help of magic you get his zipper and pants down. Anon accidentally stumbles back and falls into a mud puddle. >"Goddamit Lyra! What the fuck!" >Twilight helps him up and cancels your magic out. >"Lyra, enough!" >She holds you with her magic and tells somep0ny to get an officer. >"Can't you see you're embarrassing yourself along with Anon." >Anon pulls his pants up and get mud all over it. He looks as if someone slapped his mother. "Look, Anon tell them how we had sex for a hour." >Ponies watching start to whisper amongst each other. Showing disbelief at your statement. >Anon looks mad but changes to a smile. He bends down and whispers into your ear. >"I always wanted to be like Bill Murray and it looks you gave me a chance. No one will ever believe you." >He stands and says loud and clear "I did not have sexual relations with this mare, Lyra Heartstrings." >They all start talking loudly, some even giggle a bit. They disperse when officer Mahoney arrives. >"Alright, what seems to be the trouble here?" 2/3   >Twilight explains what happens and Mahoney decides to take you to jail. >"Alright, alright. Seems we have a mare that probably had too much to drink ." >No one believes anyp0ny who has sex with Anon. 3/3   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------   >"Oh my, Anonymous! Suck it harder! Suck it you filthy whore!" >You hate Rarity's dirty talk. It turned you off, but her horn really is tasty. The magic residue at her tip tastes like berries with a static feel in your mouth. >Rarity pants harder as you keep going. You feel that familiar sensation in your mouth as her horn cums. >You swallow it and lick your lips. Marshmelow lies on the bed feeling satisfied. "Glad you like the blow job, so can I hang out with Fancy Pants this weekend?" >"Yes darling, you can." >She rubs her hoof on your leg. >"Anon, why do you call it a blow job? You're not blowling my horn." >You lift her head and look into her eyes. "Cause horn job sounds weird to me. But I do find this funny." >You place her horn in your mouth again, but this time you actually blow. Air escapes around your lips making a farting sound. >Rarity giggles since it tickles her. >Pomf =3 >You see wings on Rarity's back. She feels the new appendages and flexes them. >"Well that's new." >Next day at Canterlot castle. >"Welcome Princess Rarity!" >You nudge the noble sitting next to you. "I blew her so hard, I gave her those wings."