Title:           (AiE) Birthday Roll
Author:          RnR66
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/h2WBikNN
First Edit:      Monday 8th of April 2013 07:46:28 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 8th of April 2013 07:46:28 PM CDT

 
>You are Anonymous and a year ago on your birthday on December 15th you made a wish that changed your life.
>The wish was for you to live in Equestria. Well your wish was granted and now it has been a year filled with so many memories of the Mane Six, Princesses, and Discord.
>Discord was your best friend, everyday he would hang with you and make you laugh.
>He was a pretty cool guy.
>Today you woke up to an amazing party done by Discord and Pinkie Pie
>Right now you were outside getting more firewood. You find Discord with a scarf on standing in your way.
>"Hey Anon"
"Uh hey Discord"
>His cheeks are really red
"Hey we should head back inside, your face is red."
>He gives a nervous laugh and snaps his fingers. The firewood in your hands disappear.
"Thanks, come on let's go back with the others"
>Your feet make a crunching sound as you walk on the snow, Discord stops you by grabbing both your shoulders. He towers over you a little.
"Hey is something wrong?"
>He looks into your eyes and you hear a weird sound. You look down and see half of a dragons dick slipping out of what looks like a vagina.
"WHAT THE HELL?!"
>You jump back as Discord covers himself
>"Sorry, it's just I've been wanting to tell you this for a while but I...I love you Anonymous"
>You were speechless
>"You see you aren't like other ponies, you have some balance of chaos around you."
>You finally form words in your mouth
"Dude what the fuck? I don't like you like that"
>You were goin to pass h but he grabs you by your arms
>"How can't you like me! I been there for you everyday! I saved your life TWICE! I can bend things to my will Anon."
"Well sorry but you can't control me"
>You yank your arm from his grasp and head back to the party
>Discords eyes turn red and he lets out a growl
>"IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU THAN NO ONE WILL!"
>You turn around see Discord's mouth unhinge and open up. You try to grab his muzzle but you were too late.
>Slowly you were being eaten and crushed in his esophagus as he swallows you.
>Bad end