Title: Risk Player BIOS (WiP) Author: Riskquestria Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/xnbBWGAe First Edit: Thursday 22nd of August 2013 10:59:13 PM CDT Last Edit: Thursday 22nd of August 2013 10:59:13 PM CDT Player: Spitfire Quote: "Mark my words, by the end of this game, no asshole will be left unviolated" Get Horn: Spitfire - The Prodigy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxG6Ws2bZNk)   >Constistent GM >will ally with anyone >will back stab anyone >Plays the game to win, we can socialize when the rolls aren't going down, but I came here to win >Getting better at being the thread Writefag   Player: Overlord Applejack Quote: "Friends are always welcome with me, Sugarcube." Get Horn: It's Time to Party - Andrew W.K. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75e8RlsSsxU)   >Loves Apples >Never holds a grudge against other players >Tries to team up with Dash, or members of the Apple Family >Rarely makes it to the end of a game >Prays to the Moon God when in need of help   Player: Commander Dash Quote: Hmm, needs to be about...20% more Happening." GET-Horn: Flex '36 by 'Lil B  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzyL-wl5ACE)   >Makes it to most games, despite his busy lifestyle of fucking bitches and being alpha >Worships a deity known as 'Based God'. >Hates filthy casuals >Plays as dirty commies in-game, but really isn't IRL >Active member of the not-so-secret-society known as 'The Happening'.   General WARIO of Wario Land - "Here comes the thunder!" GEThorn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xthwg0yDACk   1: Prefers to ally with the Apple family 2: Operator of Your Wartime News 3: Once went by the name of General G. Smith 4: Has a history of hostilities with Purplesmart (who he thinks is fucking insane) 5: Cannot into doubles   Dan the man- "Why do you do this?" GI Joe theme song 1. Holds a grudge 2. Loyal 3. Loves to be late 4. Bipolar 5. Hates traitors   >Discord >"Evil never dies. It simply waits for the next world." >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vmHR0X3o_c >1. Allies are sacred. >2. Everyone digs giant robots. >3. Eternal war with "The Happening" though not necessarily its players. >4. Total master war strategist yo. >5. Most commonly allies with Luna.   Nightmare Moon - " Through The Fire and Flames - DragonForce 5 "facts" I hate Cmndr. Dash I usually ally with Discord I do play favorites with my allies I will almost never betray an ally The Hands is my greatest ally   ThePoketrix (Luna) Country Name: Lunar Republic Player Quote: "The Fun has been Doubled!!!" (usually said when I get dubs) Theme Song: Luna's Battle Theme by Hxrmn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg5zINZpSXU 5 facts: 1:I usually ally with Discord (Discordia) 2:I refuse to attack allies unless one ally goes to war with another. I call this "Loyalty Wishbone Disorder", and will break ties with one of the warring allies- never Discord, obviously. 3:I am an avid RPer- I usually use the Royal We in referring to myself and sometimes use the Royal Canterlock Voice. 4:Has an eternal war with Commander Rainbow Dashielle (Cmndr. Dash) 5:If I post a pic of filly Luna in a cardboard spacesuit, that means I am about to leave.   Purple Smart - "Running away just means you can still fight back" Theme Song: Everything You Ever - youtube.com/watch?v=eKCxs2s-CG4 *Best Waifu *Despises Ron Paul *Will give up in a hopeless situation *No true allegiances *Always learning lessons of friendship   Vinyl Scratch - (Funny Quote not available due to shit memory and that period of time in which heinessen didn't work) Trip: !u28b4Wtv/o http://youtu.be/roQQ4EMv7ZI *Has been a player since Risk thread No.9639661 *Joins on random occasions, sometimes several days in a row, other times there's several weeks in between *After double checking the heinessen archives, was also the first one to give up their land in a Pony Risk thread *Is not the only Vinyl Scratch. (There was another one in the past, he was a pretty fucking awesome dude.) *Will pair up with anyone deemed "Chill"   Big Macinfucker - " I'll stay neutral till I know how's going to lose and join the winning part" Tuneboy - I Will Grow 5 IMPORTANT FACTS *I don't say lot's of things *I'm always on my phone *I'm often neutral until I do something stupid *I do lots of stupid things *I'm scared of "The Happening"   ponybro - Spitfire is the flame that ignited ma heart Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88 5 important facts:   I love spitfire Spitfire is my waifu My back is full of scars that are made from spoitfires traitor knives I usually fight with everyone except spitfire comes late to most of the risk general games   Name: Maedhros Nation's Name: The Sons of Feanor Qutoe: "'...neither law, nor love, nor league of swords, dread nor danger, not Doom itself, shall defend him from Fëanor, and Fëanor's kin..."' Theme Song: Invicta:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDMdmlUgMNU&list=PL60EA75B9FA0CD1F8 5 facts: 1.Hates ugly looking boarders. 2.Hates even more the defilement of the borders of Europa. 3.Will for the most part keep agreements. 4.Hates needless backstabbers, especially a certain Wonderbolt. 5.Dislikes Habsburg Catholic scum.