Title:           Twenty Five Shades of Do/Normal
Author:          Righteous
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First Edit:      Saturday 7th of December 2013 03:38:56 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 7th of December 2013 03:38:56 AM CDT

Twenty Five Shades of Do/Normal
(intro)
 
>Why does Love hurt so much?
>In that moment of despair, you notice the front face of equestrian statue
>You see a flyer posted in the pedestal of the Horse statue that read.
>"Got a secret Crush?"
"yes!!!"
>"Do you want to tell him or her you're feelings?"
"Yes!!!"
>"... And you love writing/reading?"
"uhhmmm.... Yeah!!!"
>"Then join us in the Romantic Novel Writing Contest!"
>"Write a short novel about a love story to win a Blind Dinner Date with your sweetheart!"
>"The winner will enjoy a stellar dinner at the renown downtown restaurant 'LE CHAR D'OR' with their secret crush!"
>"Let your heart guide you pen and the words of your love soar... Blah Blah Blah"
>"Submit your work by..."
"The end of next month!!?"
 
>your body suddenly bursts in joy
>There's a shit eating grin on your face because you've been given a light!
>This is the one chance you've waited for
>You can finally tell the idiot in the beanie how much you love him.
>You're finally reaching out to him
>You're totally winning that contest
>He'll be surprised that you did this for him, and he'll snap out of his blind lust for Rarity.
>You'll both have the most romantic dinner of your lives...
>And tell one other how much you mean to each other...
>And he's gonna take you to a motel...
>And you're gonna sleep with him...
>and you're gonna marry him...
>And you're gonna have his first born
>And...
>aw snap.
>You see the crazy Canadian dude who's always yapping about conspiracy theories stare at you with a face of perplexity
>You're just sitting there with your knees collapsing into each other.
>You just stare back at him, realizing that you're probably spilled a hazardous amount of spaghetti.
>He finally walks off
>Yeah, you're totally gonna ace that story
>But.
>What should it be about?
>why should it be about it?
>when will it be set in?
>where will it be set on?
>who will star it?
>your face lights up as an idea sparks out of your awesome head.
>He's going to be the one!
"He'll be the hero!"
"..Or whatever!"
>That was one question answered, there were four more to go.
 
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