- Twenty Five Shades of Do/Normal
- (intro)
- >Why does Love hurt so much?
- >In that moment of despair, you notice the front face of equestrian statue
- >You see a flyer posted in the pedestal of the Horse statue that read.
- >"Got a secret Crush?"
- "yes!!!"
- >"Do you want to tell him or her you're feelings?"
- "Yes!!!"
- >"... And you love writing/reading?"
- "uhhmmm.... Yeah!!!"
- >"Then join us in the Romantic Novel Writing Contest!"
- >"Write a short novel about a love story to win a Blind Dinner Date with your sweetheart!"
- >"The winner will enjoy a stellar dinner at the renown downtown restaurant 'LE CHAR D'OR' with their secret crush!"
- >"Let your heart guide you pen and the words of your love soar... Blah Blah Blah"
- >"Submit your work by..."
- "The end of next month!!?"
- >your body suddenly bursts in joy
- >There's a shit eating grin on your face because you've been given a light!
- >This is the one chance you've waited for
- >You can finally tell the idiot in the beanie how much you love him.
- >You're finally reaching out to him
- >You're totally winning that contest
- >He'll be surprised that you did this for him, and he'll snap out of his blind lust for Rarity.
- >You'll both have the most romantic dinner of your lives...
- >And tell one other how much you mean to each other...
- >And he's gonna take you to a motel...
- >And you're gonna sleep with him...
- >and you're gonna marry him...
- >And you're gonna have his first born
- >And...
- >aw snap.
- >You see the crazy Canadian dude who's always yapping about conspiracy theories stare at you with a face of perplexity
- >You're just sitting there with your knees collapsing into each other.
- >You just stare back at him, realizing that you're probably spilled a hazardous amount of spaghetti.
- >He finally walks off
- >Yeah, you're totally gonna ace that story
- >But.
- >What should it be about?
- >why should it be about it?
- >when will it be set in?
- >where will it be set on?
- >who will star it?
- >your face lights up as an idea sparks out of your awesome head.
- >He's going to be the one!
- "He'll be the hero!"
- "..Or whatever!"
- >That was one question answered, there were four more to go.
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