Title:           TEAoSaP: Chpt 1(Part 1)
Author:          Righteous
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First Edit:      Wednesday 30th of October 2013 11:38:47 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 30th of October 2013 11:38:47 PM CDT

Righteous presents:
The Euphoric Adventures of Scott and Pink
 
Chapter 1: Contacts
 
>the long wait was nearly over.
>after a long long long long wait of 26 months, Scott was finally getting a phone upgrade.
>It was the long awaited day he thought of since he got the one phone he had.
>Time to say Goodbye to his old iPhone 4, and Hello to that flamboyant iPhone 5S!
>he could hardly believe it. 32 gigs, an 8 Megapixel camera and a 4 inch diagonal retina display
>elegance, entertainment and versatility, among others, would soon rest in the palm of his hand.
>now, all he could do was wait a few more hours.
>but these last hours would be ten fold the length of the past two years
>now more than ever, he wished he had the patience his mother talked about.
>but he was getting more and more restless as the clock ticked, and he could do absolutely nothing to speed it up.
>It was a mix of glee and helplessness.
>"just like Christmass...in October" he thought.
>a void gaze in his eyes expressed his interest in the noisy classroom filled with students
>The surrounding world was practically non existent
>His only goal now was to endure the day at the obnoxious school
>it would only be for a while anyway
 
>on the other end of the classroom was the pink Chatterbox
>going on about her own business. With everyone.
>Pinkie Pie seemed to care far more for her classmates than Scott or anyone else in the room.
>Igniting small talk left and right with everyone she walked across.
>she really liked to see the classroom alive with joy and fellowship.
>At least until the Professor said it wasn't okay
>Nothing made her more happy than to know everyone got along.
>But on the very back was the one guy that Norman talked to from time to time
>The green kid
>Norman said he was cynical and mean, but Pinkie didn't think that.
>She didn't think that was true at all, because she had seen him smile before
>in other places, distinct occasions, with different people.
>But here, He was sitting in the back near a corner.
>Pinkie looked at him as she turned on her seat.
>She could see his restlessness
>It was weird because Norman was the only one who talked to him
>Funny, because no one other than the girls and Brad ever talked to Norman.
>At least the two talked with each other.
"wait a second..."
>She remembered that instant
>Scott had two more classes in schedule with Pinkie, and he did the same thing on both classes as this one.
>There was something wrong.
>It just didn't add up, and she was set to find out exactly what.
>and if it had to do something with Scott not smiling, she could fix that in no time.
 
>It was only a matter of getting back home now
>That technological beauty was almost in his hands, but the wait was not over yet
>his steps took a faster pace and a smile was lightly sketched on his face
>Scott's eyes wondered around to see the neighborhood houses dress up with skeletons and witches and other ghouls.
>The half-built haunted houses began to sound their ghostly anthems
>It was all looking good, but not good enough in contrast to what he had in his mind.
>Scott didn't even have the phone yet and he was already wondering what to do with it first.
>That's what he loved about presents the most; the joy, illusion and hope of waiting for it.
"like Christmas..."
>"you mean like the lights and ornaments?"
"what in the-"
>What, when and where in the world did the pink one come from? was what he was about to ask until...
>"you know what I like most about Christmas?"
>The green boy was still trying to answer the questions he had formulated upon the pink tornado's entry.
>There was no way he knew an answer for the second question
>Scott wasn't even acquainted to her.
>"Presents! Not getting them, because then I feel like I owe the person who gave it to me because they had to go through..."
>what the pink-puff-haired girl had to say was becoming irrelevant and heavy to bare.
>He didn't care.
 
>Scott started to feel that this wasn't going to be a short walk home any more.
>It was gonna be really, really, really long.
>"...so, that's why I love giving presents! Because I get to see my friends smile!"
>What in the world was this girl trying to do?
>"I noticed you were looking kinda gloomy, so I figured I could find out what was giving you the blues!"
>at least she stated her purpose clearly now.
>But Pinkie's innocent small talk was quickly turning intimate
>"No need to worry Scottie, we're gonna put a big smile on your face in no time! See?"
>She surprisingly appeared in front of him pushing her thumbs against his cheeks to draw a cartoon-ish grin on his face.
>He was reaching melting point inside his head
>'Scottie' wasn't the name he wanted people to address him as.
>The only one allowed to say it was Mom.
>Scott quickly responded by removing her hands off his face.
"It's SCOTT. Got it? SCOTT. Not Scottie. Jesus, how do you even know my name?"
>Pinkie just stood with a cheerful grin in front of her irritated partner.
>she looked at him with the same expression for a long moment, and then replied
>"you're a friend of Norman, soooo, any friend of Norman is my friend almost by default!"
>He had been completely oblivious of Norman's acquaintance with the crazed-haired chick
>This could be either good or bad.
>Then again, with this girl there probably was no difference.
 
>Scott continued his way back home, ignoring her in hopes that she walked away disheartened
>but she didn't
>"C'mon "Scott," I say there's nothing to worry about, trust me"
>Pinkie jabbed her elbow on Scott's sides as they walked down the street.
>he was regretting ever questioning her sources.
>he could have prevented this, if only he had stayed quiet.
>She would have definitely left
>"I bet you and I are gonna be BEST FRIENDS IN NO TIME!!"
>The walk was gonna be longer than he might have originally imagined.
>"Hey, maybe you should give me your phone number! wouldn't that be cool?"
"no, it wouldn't"
>He was really trying to repel her, but it would require more than acting cold to scare Pinkie Pie away.
>"Come on, you know you want tooo..."
>Pinkie tried to persuade him once more.
>This time she tried to use a bit her charms on him.
>She fluttered her eyelashes and made her best shot at an adorable puppy pout face.
>Scott was both impressed and annoyed at her tenacity
"God, what do I have to do to make you stop following me?!"
>"nothing. because I'm not following you, silly!"
"yes, you are. I don't want to sound more of a prick than what I already am, but, YOU. ARE. OBNOXIOUS"
>She just giggled and looked at him with the same stupid smile
>"you're not 'mean' Scottie, and I'm not that obnoxious, am I?"
>"I think you're just a bit of a grump, but Pinkie's gonna fix that!"
>"What do you say; phone buddies-slash-contacts?"
 
"are you going to leave me alone now?"
>Scott replied before she even finished her sentence with speed and a hint of discontent in his words.
>"I just might"
>She replied in a teasing tone.
 
>Scott just sighed and thought to himself "why did this have to happen to me"
>he finally ceded as he hanged his head from his neck, letting out another sigh.
"here, just-"
>he sighed once more.
"stop please."
>He yielded his old iPhone 4 to Pinkie
"After this, just let me go home in peace, please"
>his plea made him sound as if he had been exhausted of her.
>"sure..."
>on the other hand her answer was indifferent
>Pinkie Pie's attention had been completely set on the Scott's phone
>"Hmm...you're in a real need for contacts. Wow, You don't even have Norman!"
>This girl sure knew where the buttons were, and she was hitting them all with utmost impudence
>Just what he needed; insult to injury.
>"Okeydoke, here you go. Now we have a super special friend to text with. Eachother!"
>This was going to keep her away from him at least for a while, but still.
>Pinkie Pie had installed some sort of unease in Scott's head.
>at least it was over for now
 
>"Well, Scottie..."
>Scott clenched his teeth when she said it.
>"This is my stop, I'll see you tomorrow in school!"
>She walked into a house that they were just about to pass.
>He was wondering if she really lived there.
>For all he knew, this girl was as predictable as weather.
>He looked at his phone and the contact list to look at the newest addition to his contact's list.
>the contact info had a picture of Pinkie Pie already set, and her name adorned with a variety of emoticons.
>Scott stood there, looking at the screen.
>Carefully cradling the phone with both hands, wondering how it all happened.
>It felt weird, but good. much more than he thought possible.
>This girl was very mysterious, and much more than she looked.
>Now that that "adventure" had been properly taken care of, he could carry on his way home once again.
>A New iPhone 5S was waiting for him at the store.
>He looked in front of him to see just how far he was from home.
>He was 5 blocks away from his house, and he walked them without realizing it.
>'utterly stupid,' were the first words he pulled out of his mind to describe himself
>but he did share the load with his new puffy haired friend.
"you pink crazy... Pleb"
 
End of Chapter 1 part 1