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TEAoSaP: Chpt 1(Part 2)

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  1. Chapter 1: Contacts (part 2)
  2.  
  3. >Scott wasn't satisfied with his new toy
  4. >All the data from his old phone had been transferred to his new one
  5. >It took him a while but he pulled it through
  6. >He tried to see as many of the phone's features before he put himself to sleep
  7. >But his new phone did not include the additional contacts he thought he didn't lack
  8. >Pinkie's words were making his mind itch intensely down to its core
  9. >His bed could only do so much to keep the restlessness at bay
  10. >Yet the words still echoed with a slight delay inside his head
  11. >"You're in a real need for contacts"
  12. >he didn't even have Norman in his contact list yet.
  13. >The most despised of all Plebs
  14. >and the only one guy that kind of listened to him despite Scott's severe criticism of his disco era fashion influences
  15. >why would he want a hypocrite in his contact list?
  16. >or anyone else for that matter?
  17. >why would he even need that stupid pink parrot as a contact?
  18.  
  19. >His face subconsciously displayed a natural displeasure for the Pink-one's mockery.
  20. >It stung severely on his pride
  21. >The pink plebeian had no business putting doubts on his social skills
  22. >There was only one solution to that issue
  23. >Scott proceeded to thumb open the slide to "<3<3Pinkie Pie<3<3:);D:3's Contact Information."
  24. >His finger hovered over the Delete button.
  25. >Right before he made the last move, this 'Pinkie' sent a miraculous message that seemed to have been timed to counter Scott.
  26. >The banner swiftly flashed at the top of the newly acquired device, and read:
  27. "I hope you had fun today Scottie :) Just sending you a txt to say goodnight! Okay, here it goes;
  28. Sleep tight and don't let the bugs bite you <3 Goodnight! ;D"
  29. -Pinkie Pie
  30. >He closed the Edit Contact slide and went directly to the messages to look at it with more attention.
  31. >He read it carefully as he pondered how it stopped him at the right moment.
  32. >It was a bit mind-boggling
  33. "Thanks"
  34. >An austere thank was his only reply
  35.  
  36. >He gazed at the screen with an awkward feeling.
  37. >He was well aware he didn't have to answer, but he did it anyways.
  38. >He then took a small glance at the clock on the top of the display, and read 11:48 PM on it
  39. >The device was finally put to rest for the day.
  40. >It was time to sleep
  41. >Scott carefully placed it on the night table next to an awkwardly shaped lamp
  42. >The light on the Skull Shaped lamp with glasses was shut dead, but his mind was set ablaze with worry.
  43. >What was he so worried about?
  44. >The Pink Pleb harassing him?
  45. >His presumed lack of interpersonal relationships?
  46. >Or just the fact that he replied when he thought he didn't want to?
  47. >The last guess made him doubt even more than the second.
  48. >Whichever it was, it was hijacking his sleep.
  49. >His eyes were shut, but he wasn't sleeping.
  50. >And now, weather he liked it or not, Pinkie had entered his life, and no matter how small or big of a role she played in it, Scott knew it was going to be one hell of a ride.
  51.  
  52. >Scott felt a squeaky voice yelling "hey!" from a distance
  53. >The holler eventually grew near his face, completely disrupting his precious slumber.
  54. >He noticed that he was wearing a green cap on a matching tunic and a pair of boots.
  55. >It felt very much like Déjà Vu.
  56. >The ungodly screams came from an annoying pink-colored-luminescent insect.
  57. >"HEY, LISTEN!!"
  58. >It was a punishing noise that repeated every quarter of a second.
  59. >And every time sounded even louder that the previous.
  60. >The "Heys" and "Listens" began to slowly transform into the sounds of an alarm.
  61. >Scott became conscious of his hallucination, realizing it was nothing more than a lucid dream.
  62. >with very little will to move or wake up, he reached out to snuff the demonic sounds
  63. >His desire to regain his beloved sleep was the main incentive to shift and accomplish the task with success.
  64. >He proceeded to comfortably bury himself in the sheets of his bed.
  65. >And so he drifted once more into Morpheus's arms
  66. >He took a deep breath and opened his eyes to the day
  67. >The light of late morning slipped throughout the blinds of the bedroom's windows.
  68. >His armed stretched once more to reach for his phone.
  69. >He clicked on the sleep button to see the time.
  70. >11:14 A.M. and 34 messages from <3<3Pinkie Pie<3<3:);D:3 on the display; the last message read "Don't worry Scottie, I'll save you!!"
  71. "Jesus Fucking Christ"
  72.  
  73. >Scott was once again in the dilemma where he could not tell what was worse.
  74. >The fact that he had overslept, or that the psychotic girl that followed him home had sent 34 messages, each containing 40 words or less; without him even replying.
  75. >At the analysis of the situation, Scott had practically made his mind, and decided that the pink horror was far worse than a week's time in detention for tardiness.
  76. >But he had to get going, regardless of weather there was or wasn't a Panko- Penku- Ponka, or whatever.
  77. >Phone calls from school were not exactly Dad's cup of tea.
  78. >The bed sheets went flying across the bed surface as he ran inside his closet.
  79. >A hand full of clothes flew across the room and landed on top of the undone bed.
  80. >Just as soon as his garments landed, Scott launched off like a rocket out the door.
  81. >He dashed out of the closet and into the bathroom, which was across the hallway.
  82. >The water on the shower was turned on.
  83. >But the water still needed to warm up and it usually took 10 to 12 minutes to do so.
  84. >Scott was getting more and more anxious with every second
  85. >And much more late to school than usual.
  86. >Now he had to make the most of the time he had left, if he still had any.
  87.  
  88. >He picked up his phone from the lamp table and jogged back into the bathroom.
  89. >It might as well take a bit of pressure off his back while he took of his night-time clothes.
  90. >Now with a bit less of focus on his task, Scott began to skim through the text messages.
  91. >The second most recent text read;
  92. >"Where are you?! we're in 3 period already! Are you sure you're okay! I know you don't want to reply, but what if something happened to you? What if you were kidnapped on your way to school! or what if...
  93. >His attention was cut short half way through the wall of letters of the idiotic message.
  94. >He looked at the other ones as well.
  95. >It seemed as if she was having a conversation with herself rather than with Scott.
  96. "heh, 'I'll wait for you in front of the Equine Statue.' "
  97. >Read one of the earliest messages
  98. "Sure..."
  99. >The sound of the 'sure' he let out ringed with a heavy tone of sarcasm
  100. >And just as he decided to carry on, his journey to the bathroom concluded with his shirt half way his neck and him halfway down the hall.
  101. >The sound of the front door opening made his mind rush like a bullet train.
  102. >Who else would dare come into someone's house that way, but the pink devil.
  103. "Okay, whatever the fuck you're doing, its getting a bit out of hand. You need to get out here, Princess"
  104.  
  105. >He had jumped into conclusions and thought of the worst.
  106. >a tall dark-blue haired figure of resemblant skin color to his, stood in front of him, instead of the expected goofy-smiled-pink-headed girl.
  107. >"I think the only one who's got to get out of here, is you Scottie"
  108. >Scott just sighed in resignation, venting out his shame, avoiding eye contact with the man
  109. "Morning, Bill"
  110.  
  111. End of Chapter 1 part 2