Title:           Day in the life of Rainbow Dash's
Author:          Righteous
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/2rFSBMn3
First Edit:      Tuesday 12th of August 2014 08:36:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 12th of August 2014 08:36:04 PM CDT

>Be Rainbow
>History class
>I’d rather be dead than here
>The professor is an absolute idiot who can’t teach a real history class to save his life
>I really want the day to end already so I can go to practice
>Some action, that’s what I need alright!!
>Gosh!!!! why is it so freaking boring?
>There’s no one to talk or anything to do during this class period
>Well, there’s Twilight, but she seems to be enjoying the funerary ceremony
>No way she’s gonna want to talk to me
>There’s Tim over there…
>nah, he’s real asshole
>the guy’s been hitting on me for since the beginning of middle school
>eww!! He just took his finger out of his nose and put it right into his mouth!
[audible cringing]
>Gross
>The hipster dude with the orange-scarf-thingy who occasionally talks to Norman fell asleep on the desk that’s in front of mine.
>Total dick. Don’t even know how Norms would ever hang out with this moron.
>I don’t even know him. Heh
>Then on my rear is Mrs. Fuck You All to Hell, also known as Sunset Shimmer looking into her pocket mirror.
>Today seems to be her day off from being an annoying bitch.
>I hate this class so much
>Norman
>Yeah, I had this random thought about him earlier
>haven’t been able to hang out with him for some time now
>He’s got really cool hair.
>I kinda like it.
>Like… a lot
>And his neck
>And his chest
>And his stupid rock hard abs
>Those thighs
>I want to roll my hands all over his back so bad
>Squeeze his manly solid ass
>don’t even get me started with his arms
>ohh God. His glorious shaft standing waiting for me to-
>Damn it Norman, I’m totally biting my lip here
>I think I got wet too
>wait
>Fuck
>Rainbow Dash, what the fuck have you done!!!
>Why did put all of that into paper?
>whatthefuckwasieventhinkingforfuckssake.webm
*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGG*
>Save by the bell!
>Quickly Rainbow Dash!!
>To the locker!
>Hide the evidence.
>There will be time to destroy it later.
 
>Be Norman
>Heading to next class
>Gotta pick up the stupid textbook
>Gonna have to make a somewhat unscheduled visit to my locker
>Maybe take a piss afterwards
[Yawning Intensifies]
BAM!!
>Holy fuck. What the hell happened?
>“Hey, watch where you-
>God damn it, Blue
>“Norman!! ah-uh. hi!”
>all her stuff and mine lies strewn across the hallway floor, like confetti on a street after a parade.
“What’s the hurry, huh?”
>N-none! None at all. hehe!”
“Geesh. Try to take it easy from here on out, alright?
>She snatches one of my own papers right off my hand
>“hey! Wait that’s my binder!”
>”S-sorry! Talk to ya later, Norms!”
>She desperately shoves the damn thing onto my chest
>No need to be so aggressive
“Later”
>Shit
>She didn’t even bother to tuck the papers inside the sleeves
>what a fucking mess
>open the binder to tidy up a bit
>whatthefuckisthishit.avi
>where did these Renaissance paintings of me and my beanie come from?
>Is this really a depiction of me?
>God damn it, I look hot in these!!
>whoa!!
>I don’t think my dick is remotely as monstrous as this thing.
>I’ve got to show these to Brad