A Fish's Last Song

===========================A Fish's Last Song===========================

 

~~~Post 1~~~

>You were hosting Fluttershy for lunch, nothing special, just some salad.

>The occasion being to celebrate you moving into your new house.

>Derpy was here too.

>You don't know why.

>You had all just finished up, and they were helping you unpack the last of your belongings.

>Suddenly you hear a gasp of horror so intense, so disturbed, you'd think they found a decomposing corpse of that tranny you brought back from Las Pegasus stuffed in your luggage or something totally non-existent like that.

>You turn around after nervously looking up towards your attic.

>Totally non-existent...

>It appears it was Fluttershy, having dug out your Billy Big Mouthed Bass, the baddest bitch you could have possibly brought to bear from your home world.

I know, isn't it cool!?

>You ask excitedly as she gapes with a devastated look on her face.

>You aren't stupid. There was a reason you had Flutters handle that particular box. You wanted to see her reaction.

It's something I brought with me from home. See we humans have found a way to bind a soul to a body and keep an animal suspended in a perfect state between life and death for our own entertainment!

>Derpy Ooooh's and Aaaaah's at your explanation.

>You would kick her out if she wasn't so fucking adorable.

>Fluttershy is tearing up now, starting to shake with sorrow.

>"W-why wou-"

>You cut her off with an excited laugh.

Plus he sings, look!

>Pressing the button at the bottom, he begins to shake and sing "Take Me to The River"

 

~~~Post 2~~~

>She's losing it.

>Derpy is bobbing her head along to the song, and clopping her hooves together.

>Can you keep her? You think you're going to keep her.

>As the tears begin to stream down Flutters face, she takes the fish off the wall and holds it in a comforting embrace, like a child that you know won't see tomorrow.

What's the matter Flutters? Sure it's entire existence may be a never ending spiral of pain and suffering, constantly wishing for the sweet embrace of a death that will never come, all for my amusement, even thought I had forgotten it existed until just now, but it's just a fish, right?

>As you were talking, her pupils get smaller and smaller.

Fluttershy?

>Her lips are curling back into a snarl.

...Shy?

>She puts the fish back on the ground and floats into the air, breathing heavily, her eyes hidden behind her mane.

>Damn Flutters, you scary.

>She begins to slowly hover towards you.

>Shit.

Shit.

>With a piercing scream of rage, she launches herself off the floor and onto you.

>You fall to the ground with her weight as she begins repeatedly smashing her hooves into your face.

>You begin to black out as your head bounces off the floor from the power behind her blows.

>looking to the side, you see Derpy still bobbing along to the fish on the floor.

>Cute...

>Your last thought before the darkness takes you is that this was totally worth it.

 

~~~Post 3~~~

>Waking up, you notice the sun is setting, and Derpy is leaning over you concerned.

W-what happened...?

>"Uuuum, well, Fluttershy took your singing fish."

>Yeah, you figured you would never see it again after this endeavor.

>She probably considered it's song a finally request, and took it to the river to lay it to rest.

>Looking up through the half lidded and bruised eye that remained functional, you smile at Derpy.

Hey. Have I ever shown you my muffin button?

>"Squee"

 

~~~END~~~