Godzilla vs Jason

   A dark night in the forest outside of Camp Crystal Lake, a naked young woman runs screaming through the woods clutching a blood stained shirt to her body. She had been with her boyfriend but a moment before, enjoying each other’s young healthy bodies while the camper’s slept in their cabins and they in the woods. Little did they know that the killer of folk tale living by this lake was indeed real. The first intended victims of Jason’s latest rampage.

 

   As the young woman trips a hundred yards outside of the camp Jason stands over her ready to strike. The moment falls silent as the night is illuminated by a bright blue light, over the lake a massive white and blue orb appears. With a loud splash…as in a tsunami of water thrown out of the lake a creature emerges its unnatural almost mechanical roar awakening every last living thing in a several mile radius. Jason is spell bown in child like wonder at the light and then the skyscraper sized monster. The girl is in disbelief, however noticing Jason stopping and looking away from her is enough for her to gain enough self control to get up and flee backtowards the camp where counsilers and campers await. The creature is known on this world, known as a thing in cartoons and movies, not reality. Some murmur that this must be somekind of viral promotion for a new movie or show.

 

   When the creature known as Godzilla turns and shakes the earth its all too clear that it is real and evacuation is emediate, that one of the counsilers is naked and carrying a bloody shirt…and another is missing, is secondary to the mountain of radioactive dinosaur dragon monster standing in the middle of a lake. The undead mutant what the hell its supposed to be slasher killer Jason on the other hand does not understand this concept and for what ever demented reason has gone from just looking at the behemoth to walking towards it with a machete raised as though to attack it. Godzilla is unlikely to have noticed the ant with a tiny sliver of harmless civilian grade gardening use metal in its hand; yet by pure chance or perhaps…something beyond comprehension perhaps, but irrelevant.

 

   Jason stands his ground, right before becoming part of it. Godzilla never notices the slasher as he literally steps on him like an insect embedding him into the soil. The metal of the machete twisted and snapped, much like all of Jason’s bones, musles, and mask. While it would normally be true that the slasher would simply regenerate something about Godzilla’s foreign reality radioactivity is effecting the slasher’s regenerative yet undead structure preventing regeneration. This Jason is truly…dead.