Title:           Anon in Equestria 6
Author:          Render
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First Edit:      Tuesday 27th of March 2012 07:19:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 27th of March 2012 07:19:56 PM CDT

>You walk closer to the book.
>The book's spine reads...
>"Destruction Magic for Dummies Vol.1"
>That's right down your alley.
>You pull the book out of the shelf.
Twilight what can you tell me about this book!?
>"That book can teach you everything you need to know about Destruction Magic"
>"They use this book to teach the Royal guard unicorns"
>"But...why would you want to learn something so...deadly"
>Twilight looks upon you with concern.
>After everything you told her regarding humans and their bloody history you can see why she looks worried
>You speak in a soft tone.
You don't think I would hurt anyone, do you?
>"Well...why else would you want to learn it!"
>"That's the entire principle of the book!"
>Damn she had a point.
 
Well as I've told you, magic doesn't exist in our world...
Magic to humans just seems like some sort of pipe dream.
Even in fiction we're fascinated with it.
I mean-
Making power out of your damn mind! That's fucking awesome
And now the key to this dream is in my hands!
>Twilight solemnly looks down and sighs.
PLEEEAAASE!!!!!!
>That's the gayest thing you've done in your life...
>You think...
>"Anon you need to know that you're dwelving into a world you might not be able to get out of!"
>>That's cool you've given up on life anyway.
>"And no offense but, ...you don't seem like the most competent person."
>>You sure as hell weren't
>>You'd like to think that, but you really weren't
>"If I let you use this what will you do with it, just shoot fire everywhere like a maniac?"
>Your mind says fuck yes.
>But your mouth says...
 
NO! I SHALL FOREVER UPHOLD JUSTICE AND STRIKE DOWN ANY DANGER THAT APPROCHES P0NYVILLE WITH THE POWER OF THE ARCANE ARTS!
I AM ANON, Y. FUCKING. MOUS!
MY MAGIC WILL STRIKE HARDER THAN AN ENRAGED, CRACK-ADDLED, BODYBUILDER ON STEROIDS AND HEROINE!
ALL WHOSE HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH MALICE SHALL TASTE THE PHALLUS OF JUSTICE!!!
FROM MY HANDS WILL RAIN THEIR DESTRUCTION!!!
>You lower your voice to a deep serious tone.
My will is absolute.
My drive is incredible.
And I will be the one to release it with the power of this book.
>You stare at her with your eyes wide open filled with justice.
>Twilight stares at you aghast
>She's afraid what you would do if she said no.
>You wouldn't do shit.
>But she doesn't know that.
>"Well...Oka-"
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
>Twilight used Glare!
>Anonymous shut the hell up!
Sorry...continue...
"I'll you check the book, but come back to me in exactly a week."
Oka-
>"-And don't be late! You know I have a tight schedule..."
Understood.
 
>And there you are...
>Still staring at that book...
>You come to your knees slowly and embrace Twilight
Thank you.
>Oh god you can feel the tears welling up.
>"Your welcome Anon; just remember to be careful using that stuff okay."
Absolutely
>You let go...
So what other books do you have here?
>"Well that book is actually part of an entire series."
Yeah I know, it said Vol.1.
>"No I mean beyond that!
Really?!
>"Yeah!"
>"Enchanting!"
>>Boring.
>"Illusion! which can make everyone happy if you use it right"
>>Fuck that.
>"Alteration!, Restoration!, Alchemy! there's so much more!"
>>You just wanted to shoot shit out of your hands.
>"But these are all mage skills."
>"There are two other sets of skills but we don't sell them here.
 
Why not?
>"Weeelllll... the other two sets of skills are warrior skills and theif skills"
>"Both of which aren't exactly helpful to society..."
Yet you have more than one book on destruction magic.
"I ordered all of them as a set and didn't really thing about it"
Fair enough.
But no other sets what so ever?
>"Hmm... well there is one."
>Twilight trotted over to the other side of the shelves.
>"This is the only Warrior skill we have."
>You walk over and take a look
>The book reads.
>"So You Wanna be a Blacksmith?"
>On the cover there's a serious look gray earth pony with an anvil for a cutie mark, and he has a magnificent beard.
>You can't help but laugh to yourself a bit.
Alright I'll get this one too I guess; Also I'm getting kind of tired.
I think I'll head home.
>"Have fun reading, and be careful!"
I will.
>After she closes the door you realize it's nighttime.
>Time to hit the trail.
 
>The sky is beautiful.
>Not a damn cloud in the sky.
>Your house was about three fourths a mile from Ponyville
>But you didn't mind.
>You look up to see the stars again-
>WHOOSH
>A dark blur passes your vision
>>Right?...that wasn't your imagination...
>You think...
>"Grrrr-uuuu-urrr"
>The hell is that noise.
>Oh, hi wolf.
>...
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dU6x_6B16Q
>Music just started playing...
>That can't be good
>You aren't outrunning this, you have to...
>Do something?
>...Fight?
>>No shit Sherlock.
>You have no fighting experience at all; you could whack it with your books
>Nah, that would only piss it some more.
>You stare at the book of Destruction magic...
>...You aren't gonna get mauled today...
>...Right?
 
Part 6:END