- >You walk closer to the book.
- >The book's spine reads...
- >"Destruction Magic for Dummies Vol.1"
- >That's right down your alley.
- >You pull the book out of the shelf.
- Twilight what can you tell me about this book!?
- >"That book can teach you everything you need to know about Destruction Magic"
- >"They use this book to teach the Royal guard unicorns"
- >"But...why would you want to learn something so...deadly"
- >Twilight looks upon you with concern.
- >After everything you told her regarding humans and their bloody history you can see why she looks worried
- >You speak in a soft tone.
- You don't think I would hurt anyone, do you?
- >"Well...why else would you want to learn it!"
- >"That's the entire principle of the book!"
- >Damn she had a point.
- Well as I've told you, magic doesn't exist in our world...
- Magic to humans just seems like some sort of pipe dream.
- Even in fiction we're fascinated with it.
- I mean-
- Making power out of your damn mind! That's fucking awesome
- And now the key to this dream is in my hands!
- >Twilight solemnly looks down and sighs.
- PLEEEAAASE!!!!!!
- >That's the gayest thing you've done in your life...
- >You think...
- >"Anon you need to know that you're dwelving into a world you might not be able to get out of!"
- >>That's cool you've given up on life anyway.
- >"And no offense but, ...you don't seem like the most competent person."
- >>You sure as hell weren't
- >>You'd like to think that, but you really weren't
- >"If I let you use this what will you do with it, just shoot fire everywhere like a maniac?"
- >Your mind says fuck yes.
- >But your mouth says...
- NO! I SHALL FOREVER UPHOLD JUSTICE AND STRIKE DOWN ANY DANGER THAT APPROCHES P0NYVILLE WITH THE POWER OF THE ARCANE ARTS!
- I AM ANON, Y. FUCKING. MOUS!
- MY MAGIC WILL STRIKE HARDER THAN AN ENRAGED, CRACK-ADDLED, BODYBUILDER ON STEROIDS AND HEROINE!
- ALL WHOSE HEARTS ARE FILLED WITH MALICE SHALL TASTE THE PHALLUS OF JUSTICE!!!
- FROM MY HANDS WILL RAIN THEIR DESTRUCTION!!!
- >You lower your voice to a deep serious tone.
- My will is absolute.
- My drive is incredible.
- And I will be the one to release it with the power of this book.
- >You stare at her with your eyes wide open filled with justice.
- >Twilight stares at you aghast
- >She's afraid what you would do if she said no.
- >You wouldn't do shit.
- >But she doesn't know that.
- >"Well...Oka-"
- FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
- >Twilight used Glare!
- >Anonymous shut the hell up!
- Sorry...continue...
- "I'll you check the book, but come back to me in exactly a week."
- Oka-
- >"-And don't be late! You know I have a tight schedule..."
- Understood.
- >And there you are...
- >Still staring at that book...
- >You come to your knees slowly and embrace Twilight
- Thank you.
- >Oh god you can feel the tears welling up.
- >"Your welcome Anon; just remember to be careful using that stuff okay."
- Absolutely
- >You let go...
- So what other books do you have here?
- >"Well that book is actually part of an entire series."
- Yeah I know, it said Vol.1.
- >"No I mean beyond that!
- Really?!
- >"Yeah!"
- >"Enchanting!"
- >>Boring.
- >"Illusion! which can make everyone happy if you use it right"
- >>Fuck that.
- >"Alteration!, Restoration!, Alchemy! there's so much more!"
- >>You just wanted to shoot shit out of your hands.
- >"But these are all mage skills."
- >"There are two other sets of skills but we don't sell them here.
- Why not?
- >"Weeelllll... the other two sets of skills are warrior skills and theif skills"
- >"Both of which aren't exactly helpful to society..."
- Yet you have more than one book on destruction magic.
- "I ordered all of them as a set and didn't really thing about it"
- Fair enough.
- But no other sets what so ever?
- >"Hmm... well there is one."
- >Twilight trotted over to the other side of the shelves.
- >"This is the only Warrior skill we have."
- >You walk over and take a look
- >The book reads.
- >"So You Wanna be a Blacksmith?"
- >On the cover there's a serious look gray earth pony with an anvil for a cutie mark, and he has a magnificent beard.
- >You can't help but laugh to yourself a bit.
- Alright I'll get this one too I guess; Also I'm getting kind of tired.
- I think I'll head home.
- >"Have fun reading, and be careful!"
- I will.
- >After she closes the door you realize it's nighttime.
- >Time to hit the trail.
- >The sky is beautiful.
- >Not a damn cloud in the sky.
- >Your house was about three fourths a mile from Ponyville
- >But you didn't mind.
- >You look up to see the stars again-
- >WHOOSH
- >A dark blur passes your vision
- >>Right?...that wasn't your imagination...
- >You think...
- >"Grrrr-uuuu-urrr"
- >The hell is that noise.
- >Oh, hi wolf.
- >...
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dU6x_6B16Q
- >Music just started playing...
- >That can't be good
- >You aren't outrunning this, you have to...
- >Do something?
- >...Fight?
- >>No shit Sherlock.
- >You have no fighting experience at all; you could whack it with your books
- >Nah, that would only piss it some more.
- >You stare at the book of Destruction magic...
- >...You aren't gonna get mauled today...
- >...Right?
- Part 6:END
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