- >It's been about a full whole minute of awkwardness...
- >You standing in nothing but your boxers, which already had unfornate implications
- >But combined with the fact that you just blurted out that Rarity should put her dildo somewhere else...
- >...In the same tone as if you were gleefully asking for spaghetti...
- >While her family just happens to show up out if nowhere.
- >Speaking of spaghetti
- >You notice some oozing out of the pockets of the pants Rarity just washed for you
- >What the fuck.
- >You're not even wearing them.
- >Rarity parents avert their glares for a second noticing the spaghetti but shrug it off...somehow...
- >Well, you've had enough of this.
- >You pick up your fresh clothes
- >You don't even put them on
- >You walk calmly towards the front door in complete silence.
- >As you're about to open the front door you turn around.
- >You need one last witty remark.
- >You lift your arm up, point upwards, and open your mouth.
- >...Actually fuck that...
- >You walk out the door and say nothing else.
- >You put on your clothes fast as lightning and leave the spaghetti scene.
- >As you leave Rarity's house you say...
- BRISK WALK AHOY!!!
- >Proceed briskly walking.
- >Everyp0ny looking at you funny.
- >Derpy even has her eyes straight.
- >My god that was retarded
- >What are you an aspie?
- >Whatever you get the hell outta there.
- >You're almost sure everyp0ny in pony think humans are dumbasses.
- >And they're right.
- >In a sense at least.
- >You finally approach Twilight's house
- >She's going to be fucking furious.
- >You knock on the door
- >Spike answers it, "Oh...hey Anonymous..."
- >He knows you're in for some shit
- Uh...Hey Spike.
- >"Who is Spike?"
- >You and Spike stare at each other for a good minute.
- I got it
- >You walk in, time to face the music.
- Twilight...
- >Purple hooves come down from the stairs.
- >"Oh hey Anonymous. I thought you'd be here sooner..."
- >She looked exasperated and unamused.
- >Her voice lowered at the phrase "be here sooner"
- >It kinda hurt.
- Sorry I mysteriously blacked out yesterday.
- Got dragged through town.
- Found Rarity's dildo in her shower.
- And spaghetti started flowing from my pockets, even though I wasn't even wearing them.
- >You're a fucking dolt, you wish you could take that last sentence back.
- >Twilight gives you that blank stare
- >"Um...okay, I guess that's understandable.
- Heh, yeah.
- Well ask away.
- >Twilight runs to get a notebook.
- >And when she comes back she has a wide ass grin on her face.
- >Oh god she's going to keep me here all day.
- >11AM
- >...
- >4PM
- ...And that's the grand scope of my world, my species and my personal experience.
- What I can recall at least.
- >"That sounds awful".
- >It's that bad.
- It may seem dark at times.
- But you have to take the good with the bad.
- That's how we've always lived.
- >Twilight looks at you with adoration
- >You can tell she doesn't have intellectual conversations a lot.
- >And you know she wanted to.
- >The both of you are surprised you could actually hold an intellectual conversation
- >Especially you.
- So... you live in a... library?
- >Twilight's face brightened up instantly.
- >"Would you like to check out something!?"
- Uh sure...
- >You make your way to the shelves of assorted books
- >One in particular catches your eye.
- Part5: END
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